Ben

And a pay rise

He hasn't even had a chance to say his side of the story

Cheer up man, we kick off from tomorrow

What a kick in the teeth, this lad is a super star, I can't believe we are looking to letting him go

Me to. I definitely Popeye to his Bluto

If you finish 18th I reckon thats the wrong sort of drugs

Alongside? He does like playing at St James

Has any Saudi deal directly affected us ?

Would we want Nunez

Im 50 this year and have literally just getting rid of my last proper enemy. Poor fucka, and I now have a new one. Can't catch a break here.

If Elon Musk died he'd come back as a third choice premier league goalkeeper

Im pleased someone cheers you up.

Fuck me your a grump, I'm sure £300k a week would put a smile back on Isaks face

Could Lascelles punch football into him ?

Yesterday's Sun

Aye, makes them weaker

Must be shifting next door to me so I can keep an eye on him

Oh dear, you not got any bins to look in ?

If history is anything to go by Rashford will be amazing for 4 months then go missing for the rest of the season. Man Utd can't rely on that money

Why not just put the boot in and bid £20 million for VVD

In a normal world yes, however our Chairman has more money in the ash tray in his car than Liverpool have full stop.

Haha, I literally watched that episode last night, that one lass has massive knockers

Looks like Yasir is on the warpath, Chelsea dont have a chance

Well his spray painted sheet he put outside the training ground last night didn't work.

Lascelles coming on in the last 10 mins for the "kill"