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I want Barbosa iif only so NUFC can do the Pirates of Caribbean theme for the announcement video!

Scene 1: Ashworth, Howe in room: Ashworth: Right lets secure Isak as we need another forward, agreed? Howe: Agreed, what's the next step? Ashworth: Well 1st of all I have to brief that bald telegraph twat and then contact Isak Howe: Yes, then that Sean guy on twitter - got to build these relationships!

Thanks Clarky. Right onto the next player we can get out the door.

Then he becomes enemy no 1 and Etikie becomes No 2.

Come one, come all!

Don't you oppress him!

I think they will get a winger and striker in before the end of the window. Then in January if we pushing for Europa spot, I think they will spend again in Jan. I think they are aiming for Europe qualification if possible next year. That will then allow for large sponsorship deals and then the next level of player willing to join. IMHO

Lots of names being touted. Wonder if well get an announcement next week of a new signing. A smoke screen if you will?

You should see them coming to be honest with you............

So Bored of this - Im on holiday soon, can't wait!

Hello Police..........

hope the fucker bombs next year - lucky escape - him and his agent are just all wrong.

yawn, same shit every time we sign someone. What's the hold up, make some shit up for giggles Pathetic!

for me, the pictures of him and his agent are like two kids who grew up, one has talent, the other is a hanger on. Look at how all the other footballers interact with their agent, none of this shit on Instagram. Up to Hugo like, but just looks off, the whole setup.

Im 26000 in the queue

Etieke, he warms the bench, he warms the bench. PSG - where talent goes to die.. Good luck to him but at his age, he should be trying to get as much game time as possible. With PSG, he'll have plenty of time to update social media......look here's me looking at the pitch.......one day they might let me on it

Interesting.....what do you normally do to your arsehole?

one day there will be no mention of this lad and that day will be glorious!

They got the Botman to Milan one wrong.....

love the next signing to a be a 'Wow, no one saw that coming' signing. Breaking news one day, medical and signed the next day. Love to see that!

not according to Ashworth who I met on Alnmouth beach....said Friday next week!

Signed by Friday next week I predict......

Give them a deadline of Wed next week and in the meantime - start work on another target. If he comes, great, if he doesn't, onto someone else that wants to be part of what we are building here!

laughing, Id be hysterical if they managed that.

we were only messing with you, we dont want him really, you can have him. Tell Maldini we still love him!