Absolute Elsewhere

I’m certain the games played in silence and in a training ground type scenario is what’s causing all these goals and crazy results. Well that and VAR

Bruce’s shithouse mags

Soft forrin

Would be so fitting and I could die a happy man if Mourinho came here in like 10 years time at the end of his career like Sir Bobby was and win us a FA cup and dedicate it to Robson.

State of that Burnley team man. A full white 11 and 10/11 British :lol:

The reported 100k a week he is on will say otherwise I reckon

Yeah I like him too always comes across passionate too

Calvert-Lewin has every single attribute needed to be a top striker. I said last week I bet he is at one of the elite clubs by 2022.

After the final whistle The final whistle...

Just shows how ridiculous and biased it is to manure when Penandes has been in England less than 9 months and he’s had about 12 pens already and 4 months of that was lockdown ffs

Yeah Salah and Foden is what I ended up going for as well.

Werner captain. Fancy him for a hat trick today. What a headache it is trying to fit Salah and De Bruyne in or trying to decide which one to leave out!

Brighton +1, Palace, Tottenham, Man City 16/1 Son and Kane both to score 4/1 I also like what Wullie[/member] just said over 2.5 goals at Derby, Fleetwood, Torino, Augsburg and Leverkusen

They had a perfect chance to shift 1m plus a week off the wage bill tbf

4-0 and Son to run riot

If I remember correctly, you've been bang on with your line up info thus far, so fair play. Happy to see Clark recovering like, extremely consistent performer for us and should be in contention for a starting spot in league games. Must be the real ando

What’s with all these obligation to buy loans that are becoming more common? Surely it’s just the same as signing them permanently but just paying installments. Unless it’s a way to balance the books better or get around FFP

The good thing is for the first time since he got here there seems to be a vast majority wanting him out. All I’ve seen on social media is him getting hammered by everyone and 95% wanting him out

Actually LOLD

Sums it up perfectly

We are what we are and he is what he is. He’s no coach so when we play well coached teams this happens. He’s just a pat on the back and 442 man an hope for the best some weeks will work others we will look useless. Ashely isn’t going to appoint a proper coach so this is our lot for now Roll on next home game we might see 22 British and Irish players on the SJP pitch be just like the good old days

Coming up against a well coached and tactically astute team isn’t good for bruceball like. Roll on 2 weeks time so we can have a sleeves up british 442 off v Burnley that’s when we will come into our own. 22 brits going at it

It’s like 2011 Barcelona reincarnated in blue shirts! What a player that lamptey is! How was there second goal not offside by the way?

Jesus man. I’m on 76 now with Lewis ASM Wilson Trent Salah left. 100 pts please

Got Son and Kane. Hat trick and hat trick of assists! Was inches from taking them both out yesterday morning too of the back of one bad game. Lesson to learn there