RUHRLYASLEEVESUP

Right lads, sorry am late if am brutally onist but we need to talk about my vital statistics, whoever we got Sarrada, get stuck in, Ruhrl ya sleeves up & fo me, fo me its all about the accumulation of calories. Haway the Lards FUCK OFF FAT CUNT

Honestly dont think this is a winnable game, Watford have half decent squad who play in a system that suits their squad, they have a plan & can actually think about how to play against each opponent, however the spunky fat faced cunt might fluke a draw but God I hope not

Zzzzzzzzz

Fair play to Skysports news this morning, hi lighting the "we want Brewcy out" chants

As a paid employee of Sky yes your correct his searingly, pointed intrusive questions are preloaded for him As a man who stood with the completely disenchanted, disillusioned apathetic fans (not the ones that were shown on telly) 2 hours earlier perhaps ask a more succinct, pointed & thought provoking question about the depth of feeling the "fans" have about the state of the club ? but no your right, very few (Keane apart) would even think about upsetting the powers that be The Cafu quote imo is spawned from one of the best defenders of his era & I agree with him, Neville has always been a little rat

Shearer no saint in my eyes Neville a sycophantic stooge, paid to toe the line whilst chucking in the odd contentious line to appease his puppeteers & perk the interest of the massed unwashed ranks

Cafu on Gary Neville "Gary Neville is paid to say a lot of lies on live TV. This is why he always talks. He never won anything big in his life. Who is he, to judge between Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo? Only Ronaldinho, Pele, Platini and Zidane, can judge between these type of players because they were the only ones close to their level if not equal. English people talk too much without winning."

Maxi guaranteed to get a shot off

Right lads, sorry for being late, we need to talk about referee statistics

FML

No chance ASM finishes this game

They already are

BOOOOOOOM

Excellent

Fucking despise the way he tries to imitate Sir Bobbys accent, despise it

Never ever forget !!! After Kevin Nolan netted a hat-trick to down the Black Cats, Newcastle played ‘Daydream Believer’ by the Monkees over the St James’ Park PA system. However, Newcastle supporters changed the lyrics to personally insult Bruce, something that he wasn’t too happy about. Sky Sports (via Goal) quote him as saying: ‘It is 71 days until the next derby at our place, not that we are counting. I hope we can repeat the same dosage when they come to our place. It was typical of that club’s etiquette.’ Bruce’s referral to Newcastle as ‘that club’ while also criticising their etiquette makes for very interesting reading over a decade down the line. It sounds like he was genuinely furious after that humiliating defeat, and that anger led to him unveiling some personal feelings towards the Magpies. It’s funny how things work out.

They may dislike him more than us ?

I'm delighted for the young lads. It was a horrible night and the ball was swerving all over the place in atrocious conditions. It takes a little bit of time to settle. A few of them haven't played at this level. I thought the reaction was terrific after Reading equalized. — Steve Bruce Excuse of a man

You mean the only one who will talk to him in a special way ?

"its because of you & your paper the way they are" The contempt spewing from the bombastic bastad & aimed towards the followers of Newcastle is palpable, good grief the audacity of the blimp suggesting the fans, followers, season ticket holders only opinion about the club is formed by the back pages of the Chronicle / Sunday Sun, thats the depth of his application to the history of our club, he utilises the same methods on the training pitch, just a skim over who were playing & spew a few generalities out about how good they are, jobs a goodun. Hes trying to avert the attention from himself to the media in a pathetic attempt to save his "thick" skin, apparently "the sick part of him actually likes the abuse" he gets (what a weird thing to come out with) that rhetoric is yet another pathetic attempt to deflect & pretend the abuse dont affect him, it 100% does as he clearly divulges with inane quotes like that, attempting to stop abuse by pretending he likes it (what did we do to deserve a complete idiot like this?) Not content with hurtling his "boyhood cloob" towards the almost inevitable trap door of the premiership hes now making the entire club a complete laughing stock (not that we weren't to start with) but the obstinate obese arrogant cunt seems content in blowing up the entire club in order to salvage whatever is left of his already contemptible managerial career, prob in the vain hope of yet another compo payment when the cycle repeats itself, I honestly find it unbelievable the cunt cant be so fucking arrogant he can conduct himself the way he does, if you want to see your future take a look at your past ! Morning

We go behind early enough & I predict a seething cauldron of mildy upset sheeple who will probably be sending some strongly worded emails into the club on Saturday morning

What a time to be alive Only one outcome once the local boys start this Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Watched Shearer, The fat twat who's name I am now no longer prepared to mention & one of the other Steves sat in the glass bubble on entrance to Dabbawal Jesmond few weeks ago, laughing & joking as if to show everyone they either didn't give a fuck about what anyone thinks or theyre just so removed from the unwashed masses & the depth of feeling enveloping the entire club, either way was sickening having to walk past the imbeciles twice