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FML

No chance ASM finishes this game

They already are

BOOOOOOOM

Excellent

Fucking despise the way he tries to imitate Sir Bobbys accent, despise it

Never ever forget !!! After Kevin Nolan netted a hat-trick to down the Black Cats, Newcastle played ‘Daydream Believer’ by the Monkees over the St James’ Park PA system. However, Newcastle supporters changed the lyrics to personally insult Bruce, something that he wasn’t too happy about. Sky Sports (via Goal) quote him as saying: ‘It is 71 days until the next derby at our place, not that we are counting. I hope we can repeat the same dosage when they come to our place. It was typical of that club’s etiquette.’ Bruce’s referral to Newcastle as ‘that club’ while also criticising their etiquette makes for very interesting reading over a decade down the line. It sounds like he was genuinely furious after that humiliating defeat, and that anger led to him unveiling some personal feelings towards the Magpies. It’s funny how things work out.

They may dislike him more than us ?

I'm delighted for the young lads. It was a horrible night and the ball was swerving all over the place in atrocious conditions. It takes a little bit of time to settle. A few of them haven't played at this level. I thought the reaction was terrific after Reading equalized. — Steve Bruce Excuse of a man

You mean the only one who will talk to him in a special way ?

"its because of you & your paper the way they are" The contempt spewing from the bombastic bastad & aimed towards the followers of Newcastle is palpable, good grief the audacity of the blimp suggesting the fans, followers, season ticket holders only opinion about the club is formed by the back pages of the Chronicle / Sunday Sun, thats the depth of his application to the history of our club, he utilises the same methods on the training pitch, just a skim over who were playing & spew a few generalities out about how good they are, jobs a goodun. Hes trying to avert the attention from himself to the media in a pathetic attempt to save his "thick" skin, apparently "the sick part of him actually likes the abuse" he gets (what a weird thing to come out with) that rhetoric is yet another pathetic attempt to deflect & pretend the abuse dont affect him, it 100% does as he clearly divulges with inane quotes like that, attempting to stop abuse by pretending he likes it (what did we do to deserve a complete idiot like this?) Not content with hurtling his "boyhood cloob" towards the almost inevitable trap door of the premiership hes now making the entire club a complete laughing stock (not that we weren't to start with) but the obstinate obese arrogant cunt seems content in blowing up the entire club in order to salvage whatever is left of his already contemptible managerial career, prob in the vain hope of yet another compo payment when the cycle repeats itself, I honestly find it unbelievable the cunt cant be so fucking arrogant he can conduct himself the way he does, if you want to see your future take a look at your past ! Morning

We go behind early enough & I predict a seething cauldron of mildy upset sheeple who will probably be sending some strongly worded emails into the club on Saturday morning

What a time to be alive Only one outcome once the local boys start this Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Watched Shearer, The fat twat who's name I am now no longer prepared to mention & one of the other Steves sat in the glass bubble on entrance to Dabbawal Jesmond few weeks ago, laughing & joking as if to show everyone they either didn't give a fuck about what anyone thinks or theyre just so removed from the unwashed masses & the depth of feeling enveloping the entire club, either way was sickening having to walk past the imbeciles twice

Baghdad Bob / Bruce

This is about as funny as Bruce doing shuttle runs

Still a bit of fire burning in big Jow's belly man, bit gladiator in the lad I reckon

Any prices on who will be the next shoulder charge victim will be ?

The subtitles man, FML gets me every time The fake perfumed Geordie accent is cringe in the extreme "let me tell you"

Its beyond pitiful, he's spewing out contradictions & generalisations that anyone with any idea about football would see through, someone mentioned earlier on this thread, he's basically blustering through pressers & post match interviews by saying whatever comes into his head, todays post match interview is quintessential Bruce, defensive, brusque & going on the attack to what in my opinion was a perfectly reasonable question ref his golfing trip, if he hadn't been on holiday just say "no I haven't" likewise if he had then simply explain why he went, it had to be better than trying to cover it up by blustering & trying to turn the complete shitshow into a them & us hunker down Rourkes drift standoff, it cant end well for him here however it hasn't anywhere else & the little shit winnet keeps popping up like a Guinness turd that keeps popping back up never mind how many skid marks it leaves on the way down but keeps popping back up. Rinse & repeat.

He's being Bruce, nothing in the last 20 years of this blokes disingenuous career could convince many of his altruism, he prepared to shit on entire cities by managing both clubs in the same city purely for financial gain, Money is his god, not trophies, accolades, warm wishes from fans etc, he's prepared to bluff his way into any situation that increases his wealth, he will always get found out as he has the very basic of skills (the warm arm around the shoulder tactic) its dinosaur distraction tactics, he's tried to copy other managers (who's name / names I would never put in a paragraph with this fuckas name attached) who do actually have some skills & pass himself off as a nice guy who's always warm to the press who play his tune, when the veil starts to slip he reverts to the Leviathan that he is. A truly awful man, manager & person whose just desserts will be payed out in the public domain which im afraid is exactly what he deserves in my opinion.

Ahahahahah I Fkin love this, Apart from having to read the subtitles to know what the fat fake perfume Geordie fuckas accent is trying to say, his gurning is rather disconcerting "if am honest" Absolutely beautiful

Sumptious

85mins: #NUFC sub - Willock, who looked to be struggling with an injury, is replaced by Jeff Hendrick (worryingly)