RUHRLYASLEEVESUP

Lordy fucking lord man

Im away up the airport to get in the heart of the scrum as the sheik strolls through arrivals glistening like a light sabre of hope thrusting through the se of mediocracy Some cunt throw a net over me

OMFG

Tears, unashamed unbridled joy Now FUCK OFF STEVE FUCKING FAT BASTARD BRUCE

Alexa, play Local hero on repeat

If you offered me a threesome with Cheryl & Kylie over this takeover going through then obviously yes I hope Steve Bruce Keeps us up

Amanda Stavely the most wanked over woman in Geordie history

8-0 elmohamodys younger brother double hatrick

I don't think I remember how to want us to win, been stuck in a Steve Bruce induced coma for so long Im not 100% sure I remember how to want us to win What a conundrum

4/9

Glorious absolutely fkin glorious, the thought of that fat fraud slobbering around the PIF "advising" them on how football works in the UK makes me weep, for me, for me for the PIF to have a blinder of a start its plain & simple, hoof the fucker naked down northumberland street 1st chance they get, no mercy, no tippy tapping, out the door as the inks drying. Anyway were done with the fat slob, now were the richest club in the world with the pick of the planets top coaches who would you choose to spearhead our champions league charge & why would you choose Rafa Benitez ?

Hi mate, you come here often ? DC

999 & out ? Be sweet as fuck that mind

John Carver assistant Scotland coach WTAF ?

*Obesity

10/11 with 365 to be next manager to get the bullet what a time to be alive

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Don’t man, please

Rafa

Phil Bardsley

Wonder if his sons showing him the "noise" Fkin slimebags

be holding it up at his next presser claiming it to be another letter of support let me tell you

All this bashing away has to pay off at some stage Cholesterol Cunt

Be sold as parting "fuck you" by Ashley in January, Deal will prob already be done, even St Max will of seen through Jurassic Pork by now