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Baghdad Bob / Bruce

This is about as funny as Bruce doing shuttle runs

Still a bit of fire burning in big Jow's belly man, bit gladiator in the lad I reckon

Any prices on who will be the next shoulder charge victim will be ?

The subtitles man, FML gets me every time The fake perfumed Geordie accent is cringe in the extreme "let me tell you"

Its beyond pitiful, he's spewing out contradictions & generalisations that anyone with any idea about football would see through, someone mentioned earlier on this thread, he's basically blustering through pressers & post match interviews by saying whatever comes into his head, todays post match interview is quintessential Bruce, defensive, brusque & going on the attack to what in my opinion was a perfectly reasonable question ref his golfing trip, if he hadn't been on holiday just say "no I haven't" likewise if he had then simply explain why he went, it had to be better than trying to cover it up by blustering & trying to turn the complete shitshow into a them & us hunker down Rourkes drift standoff, it cant end well for him here however it hasn't anywhere else & the little shit winnet keeps popping up like a Guinness turd that keeps popping back up never mind how many skid marks it leaves on the way down but keeps popping back up. Rinse & repeat.

He's being Bruce, nothing in the last 20 years of this blokes disingenuous career could convince many of his altruism, he prepared to shit on entire cities by managing both clubs in the same city purely for financial gain, Money is his god, not trophies, accolades, warm wishes from fans etc, he's prepared to bluff his way into any situation that increases his wealth, he will always get found out as he has the very basic of skills (the warm arm around the shoulder tactic) its dinosaur distraction tactics, he's tried to copy other managers (who's name / names I would never put in a paragraph with this fuckas name attached) who do actually have some skills & pass himself off as a nice guy who's always warm to the press who play his tune, when the veil starts to slip he reverts to the Leviathan that he is. A truly awful man, manager & person whose just desserts will be payed out in the public domain which im afraid is exactly what he deserves in my opinion.

Ahahahahah I Fkin love this, Apart from having to read the subtitles to know what the fat fake perfume Geordie fuckas accent is trying to say, his gurning is rather disconcerting "if am honest" Absolutely beautiful

Sumptious

85mins: #NUFC sub - Willock, who looked to be struggling with an injury, is replaced by Jeff Hendrick (worryingly)

85mins: #NUFC sub - Willock, who looked to be struggling with an injury, is replaced by Jeff Hendrick (worryingly) All about the gramma

Bruce out

ASM isn't that great either imo (in the context of the PL) he may look like a decent player amongst the dross we have however my opinion is he wouldn't get with a Ticktock of a place in any of the top 6 teams in the division, far too unpredictable, would struggle to play in any system, the fat slug who apparently picks the team allows him to do what he wants, often creating more work for everyone around him as he's next to no football knowledge in respect of a team game, its all about ASM in his opinion, almost certain to get pelter for the above but I simply don't care, he's not going to be here long enough for anyone to remember him with any fondness.

Not personal no, merely an opinion iv'e had for some time, I stand to be corrected however my opinion is in the context of the PL he's absolutely bang average

Na, ive never been convinced by the lad, won't ever be either

Bang average

All going to plan, just the half time team talk to come, things be areeet

FML the absolute bastad

Please god however I would prefer it to last longer so the beef dripping bastad squirms for weeks

Its sumptuous knowing he's aware the depth of disgust / hate is building against him, he now knows the fans are back, his ineptitude on just about every level (apart from Jelly & custard eating) is about to be dissected, the magnify glass is squarely on him the fat mess, Going to thoroughly enjoy watching the rotund blubbering fucker get roasted (Im also fully aware this makes me somewhat of a bad human) however the dislike / hate I feel towards this Fking fraud allows me to cope with that tiny downside of my character. The final demise of the stinking fat slug starts tomorrow & rumbles on through the week when he will again come out with some complete confusing generalities & piss everyone off enough for the majority to turn fully against "it" (can't call him by name) honestly cant wait.

The fuckin knacka couldn't arrange his alphabet spaghetti

Hows the bacon ?

Same Shola who rang the fuzz as he thought he had been burgled before realising his home was just "very messy" ?

95% of fans ask the same question every time Buttertits cushion faced dial appears on the telly How

Was thinking this, surely hes not that daft Ah wait