Fantail Breeze

Will it fuck. He plays this way every.single.game no matter who we’re up against. The one moment of quality against Croatia masked exactly the same problem.

A bigger crime than Bruceball in some ways with the pure attacking talent this England team has.

One shot on target in 90 minutes against fucking Scotland. Wouldn’t be surprised if we get beat by the Czech’s. We’ll limp through but whoever we face in the round of 16 will stuff us.

That was a fucking disgusting performance and exactly the reason why we’ve got no chance of winning the thing. Southgate might talk well but his football is absolutely minging. One of the most energetic England squads in a long time and we turn up and play like that. Scandalous.

Our anthem is dreadful. It’s never sang in time either

He looks quite swish tonight.

Everything about us is amateur beyond belief. Didn’t think I could be upset by a pre-season fixture list, but Ashley’s tenure knows no boundaries.

What would be the sexiest? Sweden v Poland? Russia v Finland?

Never. Although law of averages should mean that’ll happen eventually

Dreadful football by comparison to the other top five* I wouldn’t consider NUFC’s style to even be football, tbh.

I get that. But Pep and Klopp would deliver trophies and fucking beautiful, succulent, delicious football. There’s nobody in the world convincing me it’s normal for Man Utd fans to rather have OGS - who plays dreadful football at times and delivers fuck all. What’s the point in being one of the biggest clubs in the world if you have a ‘happy club’ with a legend in charge, finishing 2nd every season and runner up in every final.

You must be on the wind up if you’re genuinely saying you’d rather have OGS than Pep or Klopp.

Would be surprised if we don’t win this by at least two. If we score early it could be a complete thumping.

Steve Clarke bringing Billy Gilmour in

The risk would all be on the consortium though. They’d be spending £350m on something that would instantly become worthless if they did kick us out.

CAT aren’t going to release regular updates of evidence like The PL will keep delaying CAT for as long as possible, the hearing won’t take place for a long time, if ever. And sadly, PIF won’t be around at that point.

CAT was never going to happen quickly. The only route to the takeover is success via arbitration. Otherwise CAT will drag on for months (if not years) and PIF have already indicated they’ll be gone by that point.

Forgot that we’ll go back to only having a few games on TV each week. It’s been bliss having every game live

Incredible You must be the ideal supporter for the Glazers. Conditioned beyond belief.

McTominay isn’t great at all and I thought Tierney was injured?

Scotland are absolutely trash, I get people being nervous but this should be a comfortable win. They’re a lower Championship team with the addition of Robertson and McGinn managed by someone most Championship clubs would be disappointed with. Of course they might get lucky, but 9/10 times it’s a routine win.

Would they not want Klopp too? It’s just weird. It’s not like Benitez is a born and bred Liverpool fan, he’s just doing his job.

Himself? Not every post is aimed at someone or something, the bloke is clearly an amateur photographer.

Knowing our luck he’ll be replaced with Hatice Cengiz.

Based on this, I think he might be me.