Dancing Brave

It can only be one of two reasons.. 1, Faux outrage 2, Jealousy ..or both

Newcastle Brown Ale

This fella

Louis Saha

Even if we don't get him shows the ambition is well and truly there. It would make the septic six have a sissy fit if we did get him. Please let this be true and we sign him.

A Newcastle United legend Tommy Cassidy, Tommy, Tommy Cassidy...Tommy Cassidy ! RIP

What on earth is that shit ?

Goalkeeper = hates Mags only mentions our owners once per week, the faux outrage only comes out when we lose. Often gets called a Mag. Full Back = hates Mags mentions our owners every other day, the faux outrage comes out when we lose but especially when we win, then turns into full on fewm when another member (probably a "Goalkeeper") mentions we played ok. Likes every post from a Midfield, Winger and Striker. Watches every Newcastle United match on the telly and never admits it. Midfield= Hates Mags, has FTM in his user name calls everyone mara on-line but not in real life. The faux outrage is always there often gets countries and actually facts mixed up. Starts anti Newcastle threads to help him achieve "Winger or "Striker" status. Every player Newcastle are linked with is shite, every player we have is also shite, comments on the many NUFC match threads that we are the luckiest team ever when we win. Winger= Hates Mags, has FTM in his user name and his signature, hates everything to do with Newcastle, from the Tyne Bridge to Look North, calls our owners murderers in most posts. Calls everyone mara insists he does in real life as well, but doesn't really. Often windmills into Mags at Newcastle airport but only calls it Ponteland airport. He has 3 tattoos all of them are anti Newcastle United. Starts off threads about a "Mag at work" at least once a week, makes up something that hasn't happened, then gets really annoyed about it. Offers a "Goalkeeper" or Mag out regular. "Bally" is his hero, hates Shearer and has worked at his house and called him a Mag wanker to his face. Has never had gravy on his Sunday dinner ever. Striker= the supreme Mag hater ends every post with FTM, mentions human rights just about every post his hatred always turns racist, slags off Amanda Staveley's looks every day on lots of threads. Loves to get a "like" off a Winger. Has seen dozens of Sunderland players who were better than Bruno, who is shit. Calls the metro the Wear and Tyne metro, has been chinning Mags weekly since the late 70s he was at the battle of pink lane and North shields ferry landing where he chinned all the Mags to help the MLFs win the fights. He is called a mackem legend in every football hooligan thread on rtg and personally knows every "top boy" from all the other clubs. Comments on the regular "Mag at work" threads that he would have chinned the Mags if he was there, Winger, Midfield and Full Back members believe him, Goalkeeper members leave the thread. He has never been to Newcastle city center on a night out ever...apart from the nights after a Sunderland win, where he also chinned many Mags. He once threw his Sunday dinner at the wall because his now ex wife put gravy on it. He is a proper hard as nails MLF and all his stories are 100% not made up. Northumbria Police ( who are all Mags btw) are terrified of him. Has never had Sugar Puffs in his life.

Bloody hell !

Is that in the hidden bit ?

I wonder why

These sad mackem bastards now even have a thread about our 3rd kit https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mags-3rd-kit.1637616/

I've got every confidence in Marcus Rashford telling the government where the tax money should really go.

Man Utd stadium plans: Club favour building new 100,000-capacity stadium https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/13186637/man-utd-stadium-plans-club-favour-building-new-stadium-rather-than-redeveloping-old-trafford

What on earth is a "misses"

Maybe they should have "tripled up" on Isak ? Or at least had one on him 😂

That "Grumpy Old Man" is a legendary mackem gobshite.

100% correct.

"Sunburn casualties"

100% correct. Jealous Sad Mackem Bastards !

Really nice heartfelt article on The Mag from one of Liam's mates.