Dancing Brave

Of all the fibs they have made up, that one is one of very best.

Imagine being that desperate for attention you have to post on a random clubs fan forum for years What a whopper he must be.

Yet another comfort blanket thread on rtg full of made up stories https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/worst-thing-trick-ever-played-on-a-newcastle-fan.1652349/

"we were never going to go up and be a top team again"

I don't know what is funnier, his made up shite or the fact he expects them to fuck up the play offs

They remind me of this fella....

Get In Bournemouth

I'd like to see Bournemouth win it. Eddie Howe's former team and current team Cup double.

You weren't wrong

Trashford scores

Hoy ! Would gave you permission to use my picture in your avatar ?

I've never been so proud to be a Newcastle United fan as I was today.

That's the biggest Magpie I've ever see in a tree

...and it's glorious to see

Oh shit ! Now i need a plan B.

I wonder how many times have you...yes you ! have watched a rerun of this league Cup Final ? I'm on to my 4th full match rerun...beat that !

A cockney spiv.

It was mine....until last Sunday.

Spot on

Soccer Craft

That's class !

I agree. Merson especially gets on my nerves constantly repeating himself like Jimmy Two Times from Goodfellows and why the hell can he not eat his crisps and sweets before he's actually on the TV. The amount of times he's caught eating his snacks and having to listen to him quicky chewing while reporting on the game he's well paid to comment on is cringeworthy. God knows why he's still in a job, he's absolutely crap at it.

Well ya' bugger I never knew that