Izakaya

Now that's a fuckin stat.

As long as there's no sky blue I'm happy.

Colo and Jonas surely

I meant Wearside as a region. Maybe the wrong noun.

Because the whole region and everyone in it is stuck permanently in 1994.

Oh my god we're going to get so much fucking unreal gear. I posess an enormous stiffy.

It is what it is. At least we aren't getting pumped 6-0 like Celtic.

Fuck my arse that was tense

Is Bruno the new Mitrovic? Our new resident headcase.

Can't see him staying in England, no way. Back to Ajax I reckon.

We'd only go and replace him with Pep or Zidane anyway.

Reckon he's got til they play Copenhagen at best. Bloke looks absolutely bereft.

What the fuck even is that accent

Redcafe on absolute suicide watch right now https://www.redcafe.net/threads/post-match-vs-newcastle-united.480013/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABBAHAHAHAHAHHSHHAH BALDY FRAUD NONCE

Hahahahahhahaha fuck my life man

That is absurd. If Howe gets a result with that team he deserves a statue the size of the Angel.

I'd almost rather drop into the UEL than progress in the CL. Obviously there's less money for the club, but we'd have a pretty good chance of winning it if we avoid Liverpool and they somehow get knocked out.

Hear me out...

How are we 3rd when level on points with Dortmund but have a better GD?

Black shorts? Fucked it.

Nay idea. I'd assume so otherwise £3m to have the name on the pitch hoarding next to Dr Cinik seems a bit steep.

Wonder if we'll be seeing the Fly Saudia logo on the training kits tomorrow?

Scroll down and theres measurements of the tops there. Just measure against a top you already have that fits you best.

"He shags who he wants" puts paid to that lie straight away.