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The news I've been waiting all of this window for. Happy days.

Buckle in lads, this is happening! QPR are set to sign 22-year-old Scottish right-back Harrison Ashby on loan from Newcastle. (West London Sport). 🎉🎉

Is Darren E just Mike Ashley in disguise 🥸

Some Saudi club or another will send a private jet over for Maxi in exchange for £100m, plus £30m for Fraser.

I'd really like us to sign this gadgie.

He's watched far to many Messi youtube videos. Definitely got some Ketsbaia tasmanian devil about him.

When Allan starts his run I hit the yahtzee button, medium term that approach isn't going to win SH1T

Doing a long term land swap on leezes park seem pragmatic for the club and council. Build our new stadium on plot close to st jamess then once done, demolish the old stadium and return to park land with a few routes for fans to get to the game ?

Sign up quick Jessie, the lads are about to head out on a two week 5* all inclusive in Saudi, FOC ?

Let's go trigger the release clauses for all defenders and strikers at Burnley, Norwich, and Watford. Clear them out then put our feet up for the rest of the season.

Nobody's head is going to roll if (of course we will) get relegated. Yesterday's result was a huge banana skin for Howe, if he can't put fixes in place for the issues he's called out to Amanda then he'll lose confidence, then over time his job. Losing to Cambridge is ? not acceptable whether we're a premiership or championship club.

This game is the defining moment of the season that sends Howe's regime on a path of certain relegation.

Botman to get on the mic when makes his first appearance at st james'...to skatman: "I'm the Botman Botty dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub"

Come on covid, where are you we we need you!

A large perspex box on wheels with a few air holes drilled in the top would get Eddie on the touchline surely?!

What shall we christen Howe's heed?

I like the concept, perhaps some hall of mirrors and zombie actors harassing the opposition as they try to find their way to the pitch in tears.

@worflags

The lad's in demand, he could be visiting spuds.

Ashkuruk lad

We've not been bought to win the Champions League, we're a footballing asset for the PIF, the PIF will swallow up more European football clubs over next 24 months. NUFC will fit into the footballing family and help the PIF corner European football, even if NUFC don't win a thing. A nurturing ground and feeder club. Who knows, they may even challenge UEFA's monopoly.

Wish Dyer a speedy recovery and a long healthy life. I still feel aggrieved when I see Dyer at how he (and Janus) treated SBR at times, proper little egotistical disrespectful tools. .

If you believe the ship has sailed on Rafa returning as manager at St James's then you can always subscribe to his Onlyfans page.

Building New St James's on Leazes Park is best option for club, fans, locals, and council on the provision that the current site is dug up, with rolls of grass and benches thrown into the hole that's left.