MrRaspberryJam

Relax man. He's pissed as a fart. He'll probably apologise tomorrow and that'll be that.

Those Man City lot are little slugs!

He's a liiiittttle bit drunk.

Imagine an account that's a cross between Cwarr and Burnsie. Congratulations, you've just imagined Transfer Window Gobshite. A new twitter thread devised and posted by Sean Casey.

Oh, don't you know?

The thing about signing South Americans is, you need to know when to start and when to stop. Nows the time to start. Then stop once we've maxed out our homegrown quota.

Probably what spurred them on.

I don't want ASM spreading his bad vibes around the training ground. Do that at the end of season party, that'll be fun

Options are always the same.

There goes Eddie Howe, I must remember...

Only his one v Norwich was shit wasn't it?

Didn't realise Barry was that sort of bloke. Imagine that on top ya man:

He's class Anderson like.

Was he not? I was flicking between Liverpool and Man City. Either way I reckon a red would have been harsh.

On what basis? Genuine question BTW. Surely a yellow suffices. Don't think Longstaff was scoring from there.

Fit body, fit mind.

I'm looking forward to our transfer window more than next season itself.

It looks like it'd healed over.

It really stings.

A very nice afternoon of football.

It's Mick Lowes.

Honestly man. If Wilson wasn't injury prone. I fucking love him.

S$LL @sM