MrRaspberryJam

Soft as muck that. Reckon City would have got a penalty if Alisson had his hand on Akanjis shoulder and missed the ball? Would be bollocks.

That’s the perfect amount of stripes like if true.

And what a finish that also is from Vitinha.

What a finish that is from Dembele.

Was it you who got Didi Hamann Mein Kampf for Secret Santa?

Aye Iniesta for me.

Bayern 1-0. Kane. Again. Sane rumoured with a link back to City. Been electric this season.

I’ve got an absolute rocket of a shot and I barely leave the centre circle.

Having a dump on peoples graves is not funny and certainly shouldn’t be endorsed.

Lads can we stop the infighting everyone needs to show Rod some respect.

Football is looking good this weekend TV wise: Friday: PSG v Monaco Koln v Bayern Rotherham v Leeds Saturday: Man City v Liverpool Brentford v Arsenal Milan v Fiorentina Sunday: Spurs v Villa Everton v Man Utd Juve v Inter

Andy Carrolls looked like pubes.

Don't think he was being 100% serious btw.

Does this mean we’ll get a third kit with a trefoil logo?

Crystal Palace should really be exploiting Botafogo and Lyon like (maybe not now as they’re total garbage). Could cherry pick their younger starlets who want a move to London/PL and sell on for a quick profit.

Arsenal — Colorado Rapids (U.S.) Aston Villa — Vitoria Guimaraes (Portugal) Bournemouth — Lorient (France) Brighton & Hove Albion — Union Saint-Gilloise (Belgium) Chelsea — Strasbourg (France) Crystal Palace — Botafogo (Brazil), Lyon (France), RWD Molenbeek (Belgium), AD Alcorcon (Spain), ADO Den Haag (Netherlands), FC Augsburg (Germany), Real Salt Lake (U.S.), Waasland-Beveren (Belgium) Manchester City — Bahia (Brazil), Girona (Spain), Lommel SK (Belgium), Melbourne City (Australia), Montevideo City Torque (Uruguay), Mumbai City (India), New York City FC (U.S.), Palermo (Italy), Sichuan Jiuniu (China), Troyes AC (France), Yokohama F Marinos (Japan) Newcastle United — Al Ahli, Al Ittihad, Al Hilal and Al Nassr (all Saudi Arabia) Nottingham Forest — Olympiacos (Greece) Sheffield United — Al Hilal United (UAE), Beerschot VA (Belgium), Kerala United (India), LB Chateauroux (France) West Ham United — Sparta Prague (Czech Republic)

Adam Pearson vs. The Sun

Wey you know what the local rumour will was like. Remember when Wilson went a few games without a goal last season after the WC and everyone was saying it was because he got some lass up the duff. Then he started banging them in (them = goals) and the rumour was swiftly swept under the carpet.

Was it Inter that PIF were 'rumoured' to be sniffing around? Looks like they could have a new Finnish chap taking over.

Right. That’s that shit out the way with. Newcastle 5-0 Chelsea this weekend followed by Juve v Inter Sunday night with a pizza. Let’s have it

Dion Dublin: “that’s finding its way to the far post.” well yeah, it literally hit the post.

Hes a brilliant footballer he really is. He’s not my favourite footballer of all time though. no, my favourite footballer is Mr Sidney Govou.

You could also sing “Mbuemo” to the tune of Te Amo by Rihanna if we signed him. Not sure if that’s a positive or a negative but something definitely worth sleeping on.

Aye same just couldn’t think of anyone randomly dogshit enough at RB

Karelse Khizanishvili (sp) Dumas Beharall Serrant Brady Hamilton Fumaca Troisi Shearer Ignacio