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That’s a rational response, champ.

Our “club sources” jumping the gun again when it comes to briefing journos?

You wouldn’t know it from the comments in here now but he regularly got dog’s abuse from a pretty significant chunk of this forum who completely bought the Pardew line on him.

Insane officiating performance. I would've turned into one of those death threat sending cretins if we'd not won that.

This is a good example of ASM-derangement syndrome. Saint Maximin picked out as the reason we can’t score good team goals - not that he’d be relying Dummett or Longstaff or Joelinton or whoever to not fuck up at a critical moment. DERANGED

Provided the one moment of real quality in the game that would have secured us three points if it wasn’t for the appalling quality of his teammates. Unfortunately the narrative is set and he’s been ID’d as one of the problems in the squad by a not insignificant portion of our moronic fan base.

*wheels away in celebration*

Anther beneficiary of the NUFC welfare scheme. 100+ Premier League appearances for this clown could only happen here.

Almiron brought on to do one incredibly narrow job and he fails miserably at the first opportunity. Abysmal, abysmal footballer in every conceivable way.

Awful from Joelinton. Preferring to try and beat a man instead of finding an open ASM.

Just mental logic isn't. Not Joelinton's cardboard ankles or Shelvey and Longstaff being non-entities, but Saint-Maximin....

You're completely inventing all of these incredible passing opportunities that he's passed up. Genuinely a figment of your imagination.

Beautiful timing.

Our best player, by a country fucking mile. "oh b-b-b-but he lost the ball a few times" - yeah so does every good attacking player on the planet you dog-brained degenerates.

Joelinton has cardboard ankles. Prevents him from ever, ever connecting to a ball in the air properly.

So many thick, brainless, slow motion dickheads in our side. Two aimless passes straight to the opposition from Dummett. Typical thick twat tackle from Shelvey.

Yeah I'm just messing - you have to be a demented freak to watch that first half and pick him out as the problem.

Get rid imo. Need a team of fighters like Ritchie in a relegation battle.

Keep us updated on the tally.

Girlfriend’s brother works at the Nuffield and said he left abruptly at around 8pm last night before they’d ran all of the scans. Not really but something like could have happened?

I can't see this happening and don't really buy the idea that Trippier is keen. Why would he give up being a starter for Simeone to get involved in a potentially turgid relegation battle? Expect this one to slowly peter out over the next fortnight.

Shite. Lazy French cunt. Can't wait until we can upgrade him in January. Etc.

Hayden always ten steps behind.

He was shite again yesterday with a couple of standard calamitous moments, but he “puts himself about” now which is enough to be adored by our fan base.