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He's essentially unbeatable in a one-on-one. You just cannot get past the bloke.

Was in absolute disbelief at Wood plucking the ball out of the air like that. Turned out to be Schar.

Fraser's been exceptional. Half a dozen quality deliveries already.

Murphy wouldn't get a sniff for any other team in the league.

I think Burnley will overhaul us and we won’t manage to reel Brentford or Leeds in. The Trippier injury and Wood’s general cloggerishness will prove devastating.

Read more books and spend less time on Facebook. You’d do yourself a world of good. A good first step would be logging off here.

Please keep your deranged and macabre imagination to yourself in future.

A couple of weeks of bad results would see us back in the relegation zone. Thinking this is a done deal is madness.

A journalist reporting the news, the cheek of it.

”we almost lost a young generation of fans for a few years under Keegan” <- has a less true thing ever been said on here? Just a complete inversion of reality.

Whereas you think St James’ is a drawback in terms of attracting players? The stadium is class, the location is unbeatable, the capacity is fine. Do some of you just want to be able to brag on Twitter about having massive attendances or something? Chelsea, Liverpool and City have managed just fine with <55k stadiums.

I really think you have to be a genuinely sick freak to even countenance a move away from SJP. As if the Emirates or whatever the fuck the Spurs stadium is called is anything to aspire to.

Most footballers know fuck all about football. The number 10 position barely exists any more and he’s been pretty rancid every time he’s had a shot there. And I’m CEO of the ASM Defence League.

How can a player who comes on in the 90th minute look "off the pace" while also being "faultless" and "rock fucking solid"?

The idea that Ben Arfa was "regularly" putting in devastating attacking performances is just an out-and-out fabrication. Claiming that ten years ago would've been seen as obviously absurd. He put in a handful of performances as good as ASM on Tuesday. There's a number of reasons for that and most of them weren't Ben Arfa's fault but there's some crazy rose-tinted glasses going on when it comes to what he was able to actually achieve on the pitch.

How often did he put in performances of the calibre of ASM against Everton would you say?

Based on the 15 seconds of footage I've just seen of Weghorst, I think they've had our pants down.

Exceptional footballer. Shame on the deranged and degenerate freaks polluting this board recently fantasising over "shipping him out".

Imagine watching that passage and thinking ASM is the problem. SICK IN THE HEAD.

No point getting upset about Shelvey. Responsibility is on any manager that ever chooses to play him. No mystery who he is.

Newcastle fans feeling obliged to defend the honour of the Saudi regime and ruining some random dweeb’s life in the process is sort of the point of sportswashing. Incredibly embarrassing and shameful but as you can see from reading this board, we’re too far gone at this point to change. Vast majority of fans fully on board with that sort of thing.

They must hate Everton as well - https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/jan/30/everton-agree-deal-donny-van-de-beek-loan-manchester-united-crystal-palace And Villa. Bastards! https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/jan/28/aston-villa-rodrigo-bentancur-bid-turned-down-by-juventus-transfer

Great interview (although I’m not a demented little creep who’s developed a seething hatred of our best player, so might see it in a different light to many on here).

Are you under the impression Allan Saint-Maximin runs the NUFC360 account?

Lyon being listed is an irrelevance. Does not mean they’re somehow obliged to make ill-tempered tweets denying transfers are imminent. Such a tiny, illiquid stock it makes no difference anyway.