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Just fact checked his Huddersfield claim as I was sure it would be bollocks. They were 1st for one gameday half way through season, sold Stewart when they were 5th with 17/18 games to go and they finished 8th... I don't respect him as a man, let alone a manager at the highest level of football.

Alternatively, Chris Wood being the end point of his passes. Football statistics are hard.

It's indicative of what he brings to the team, many other stats show similar. The company he's in is also of interest.

Shite this lad, get rid.

No

Hope Botman stays fit.

Maxi need a shit or something? Proper crowning walk.

Nice turn and drive by Willock.

FS, we won't buy a right winger now!

Comical from Lascelles this.

Hope Brailsford's teaching them some effective micro-doping techniques, oh sorry "marginal gains".

Anderson is ready brother.

Howe has to bookie's favourite for the sack after this surely?

Great business for £12 million, solid, rock steady professional. Ashworth had to have been involved in January via encrypted carrier pigeon.

Spanish do better doping, ask Fuentes.

Konate's asthma must be off the charts.

There's a ton of nothing English midfielders who fit that criteria. Harry Winks being the current "25m rated" water carrier. They're all nothing players.

ASM is important to the way we play. Go figure...

Didn't realise Turf Moor was actually Highbury.

ASM getting all the assists when surrounded by better players

Not out of first gear here, Burnley create shite games, need to wait for them to get desperate and get some 2v1 counters late to tie it up.

Coming for Man U's spot next season.

Burnley's atmosphere is horrific, too busy counting their Brexit dividends to sing.

Shame Everton won their last game really...

2-0 Arse.