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Tuchel's Carlton Palmer.

I mean yeah but it's for fannies.

More I think about the more I want it. Possession is and always will be for fannies. He perfectly fits the "progress vertically quickly" mantra we have, we don't play for possession's sake, we seek to hurt immediately and his speed will only help that. Tonali and Bruno will be loving his runs...and the kicker, if Eddie wants him, I now want him

Has Mitchell chucked it because all his rando forrins were poo pooed by Eddie?

Checked him out on FM and he's labelled as the next Miodrag Pivas. Enjoy Willem II ya grey haired doyle.

What's him being flaccid got to do with it?

Young and English and his name doesn't sound like queef fan.

Antony

Fortunately for us our scouting is a bit more sophisticated than only looking at G/A for a player.

That's only 50% of Calvert-Lewin's new wage. We're goosed.

Week ban for thread starters like this seems perfectly reasonable.

Hey Paul, when you come at the king, you best not miss.

Wouldn't be surprised if it's Mitchell spitting his dummy out because Howe knows more about his targets than he does and kept poo-pooing them. Abrasive knackers are usually thin skinned posers anarl. Do better and try again Phil lad.

Yanga-Mbiwa alert, abort the transfer, pull out.

That sounds more like it, cheers. The mind plays tricks...

Nice Inter top that. Bit late 90s Coventry but still good. Also side note/question but I have, perhaps false, memories of a tv spot on tyne tees news with a taxi driver or something having a Biaggio printed home kit circa 95/96 (Brown Ale sponsor era at least) when we were linked, is this legit or complete mental fabrication?

Hope him staying until end of June doesn't cause unnecessary disruption to the plans for this window. Guehi/Trafford/DCL/Wilson extension and Longstaff stays incoming.

Barry Fry.

Cheers Phil ya geet big failure.

Be disappointed if he's not being tried for war crimes in The Hague end of this week if there's no new signings. Tick tock Eastenders nonce.

Scenes when he's getting minutes ahead of Mbuemo next season.

Clock's ticking dickhead. I want a signing a day until June 30th.

Aw well fuck it, we're in CL, did we even play today?

Don't sign DCL.