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Too easy. I'm picking Lewis Hall as he's universally beloved and overrated. Fuck that guy.

De facto #1 come December. Let's go.

War crime.

The talent is there in the region but generally it's either hamstrung by our lack of investment in years gone by or we're being beaten to players by Sunderland and Boro. It'll never top London but that's by the by. Now however, we're starting to supplement the North East spread by noncing on 14/15 year olds from down south, which means we should start to see more of a conveyor belt of talent spreading out across the leagues once we give them a loan then release jobby. Instead of Longstaff, Arma, Woodman being the exceptions, they'll likely be the norm if we keep investing, and all being well, there'll still be a pipeline for the local lower league teams to pick up the dregs. Charlie Robinson is the one.

A top fit for a sex pest.

Can't defend and goes into business for himself down blind alleys, ego on this guy if he wants away.

Too much flair for Runners FC. Least he isn't Swedish, would majorly avoid any more of those svensk twats.

He is?

7 league goals, 3 in the FA cup and 6 in CL, not always starting and being moved around or dropped for AG. I don't trust nepo nitwit and co to replace that without spending the entire war chest. Marry Barnes, fuck Gordon, kill Elanga.

Agreed. Best pairing we have currently in an attacking sense.

His asking price is over £100 million and he's a success story in his debut season.

Mackems. Brobbey backup.

Howe would've won that.

Big fan of all this. Gabriel you utter chode, fuck off.

First black mark against Wilson not renewing this guy.

Head in the sand while hoping they get bored and fuck off eventually. Either that or buy a keffiyeh.

Next owner is irrelevant to the point that PIF or the people behind it are heinous cunts like.

I hope PIF fuck right off out of our club irrespective of how comes next and of course it's nothing to do with the current running of the club or their seeming spend versus inaction debate.

He'll play on the right for Barca of course. Big club innit.

He's ready brother. Dennis Wise says he's our new #1.

Beard of a sheep shagger.

Already salivating at the thought of who we'll waste the money on.

Bye.