The Butcher

He's playing with a bunch of kids and mostly reserves. It will take time, but he'll be class.

Solid as ever. Always been a decent defender wor Paul, but is so afraid of the ball. It's great to watch

100%

JOST POT IT IN DA NEEEETT

It looks like we're playing a few bairns, a few returning from injury, a couple of reserves and one or two fairly out of form purples. We look disjointed, as expected really. As long as we keep them out it's a job well done.

Targett playing as LW now.

Pope has been more or less brilliant for us, but he'll be replaced in the next few years. He's kicking just isn't good enough.

We'ee going to get absolutely fucked here

Hall RW. New Bale

Already is

Would love to hear VAR's reasoning for not giving him a pen. Clear and obvious and all that.

Incredible player. Always on the move looking to create.

SEVEN different goalscorers. Mental.

6 different scorers

5 different goalscorers. Have we ever had that before?

Looks like a training match.

That's a horrible decision.

Great tackle.

Agree 100%

Rodri is the second best player in the World, just after HBA

He plays for Man Utd.

I'm all for slating this clown, but fucking hell

Grealish is nothing special mind.