The Butcher

Reckon both will have clauses.

Steve Watson was just 16, or am I wrong?

Player of the Season: Joelinton Most Improved Player of the Season: Longstaff Most Disappointing Player: Targett Signing of the Season: Botman Goal of the Season: One of Almiron's screamers. Assist of the season: Isak at Everton Game of the Season: Man Utd at home. Moment of the Season: Final whistle against Leicester Manager rating out of 10: 9. Lost the final. Season rating out of 10: 9. Lost the final.

Fantastic season

Not scared at all. Looks a prospect.

Miley off the bar ffs

Miley. Canny

Get Miley and Dummett on.

Nope. Can't dribble or use his right foot. Always checks inside on his left and ruins the rhythm of so many attacks. He's got pace and he grafts. There's not much else in there.

We've had a bad summer if he's a starter in August.

Aye we don't need a RW

gerrin

Jesus Miggy

Targett looks really slow like.

Almost another O.G

Handled it in.

PEA's bling. Get in the fucking sea man. He thinks he's a West Coast rapper or summit? Daft cunt.

Delighted for him

We look like West Brom.

Reckon Gordon and Almiron will swap positions during the game. HTL

High fee and wages I guess.

Everton starting 3 CBs, 3 wingers and 4 CMs today.

Haven't been this relaxed about footy all year. Great feeling

The most deserved call-up ever. Brazil would've won the World Cup had they played him and Bruno in the middle. Cost Tite the Tit his job.

Fantastic read that. That is what football is all about. The sheer torture of following your football club. Absolutely fucking delighted we're not apart of that relegation scrap anymore. We'll shit ourselves at the prospect of CL and finals in the years to come, not relegation. What a feeling man. Hope Everton go down mind.