The Butcher

Martial wants oot.

Gini is better than all our midfielders combined. Can't turn down quality like that, man.

Shite if this is called off. I expect it to be mind.

According to Duncan Castles we've offered Lingard 200k a week to join us in Jan Bring him hyem.

If Digne wants out we should be aal owa that.

Shearer will always be the greatest in my book. He's the reason I ended up supporting the club. Cunt.

Hahahahah

Would love us to sign that Godfrey

Good goal that.

Are we on Planet Soft Cunt?

Nah, not a red that.

Cisse's second at Chelsea and Martins' thunderbastard at Spurs.

We have a great chance here. Looks like they're turning on Rodgers +they have the game in Italy on Thursday. Another win would be fantastic.

John McGinn's arse is something else.

Leicester's #22 is bobbins. Giving it away for fun.

Fanny sport.

Really like Barnes. Not always making the right decision, but he's very lively.

Aye, very much so.

Mings clipped Daka there. Looked a pen.

Has he ever been right on anything concerning NUFC?

I don't believe for one second that he wrote that himself.