The Butcher

No chance Arteta is better than Howe. I'd argue Howe is the best in the league based on the last few years.

Absolutely no PL club will take Osula. He just isn't good enough.

That Dorgu looks pretty hopeless. Amorim is a very limited coach and will never make it at a big club in Europe. IMO.

Watched the last 10 and it's been all Fulham.

Missed.

That's not a pen.

pel Brighton

Good to see Grealish taking on a man.

Villa haven't had the chance to freshen up the squad. Could be a tough season for them.

Really good goal from Burnley. Cracking pass from Cullen.

2 burnley

Haaland is more about pace and running in behind. Sørloth is more of a target man.

Would take Sørloth in a flash. Big, strong cunt with a bit of pace. Good in the air and a very decent finisher. He'd bully quite a few defenders in the PL.

Spent hundreds of billions and yet they're still just a glorified Stoke. Arteta is one of the biggest frauds going.

IIINNNTTOOOO THHHEEESSSEEEEE

Just read that Russell Martin is a vegan, a buddhist and a member of the Green Party. Not for me, Clive.

Man Utd, Liverpool and the mackems + everyone else.

Everton have so little quality. Garner at LB and Keane at CB in the first game of the season ffs.

Warra bairn.

Incredible really.

Reckon today is the day.