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Genuinely fucking rancid.

I don’t know what version of Wist Am will turn up. The one that battled to a 2-2 v Liverpool or the no Vaseline humped crew who shamed themselves at Chelsea.

Still is a headline writers dream. Sunderland Still Shit

I’d check his hard drive as well, helmet heeded creep.

I feel somewhat comforted by Big Jo and Miggy coming back. The Old Trafford game could end up a right basketball game shootout.

We’re a weird grifty race us human beings.

Beat Brighton and draw v Man Utd and it removes the Mancs from the equation. Chelsea then need to make up 11+ goals on us and whilst simultaneously winning all three games. Them dropping points at Forest and Man Utd losing to Arsenal would be a huge pressure reliever going into the midweek game. Hoping for a red card and niggly injury or two for them.

A few weeks ago I’d have laughed at that but actually a real possibility now Bournemouth and Brighton are literally on the beach and Forest could be all but safe by kick off. Hoping Hudson-Odoi does the classic ex-player thing and comes back to bite them. Or Chris Wood channels his inner Ronaldo and goes full Boxing Day again - I suspect that was a one off given how he played against Man City recently.

About as convincing as Kenny Dalglish in the 1990s BT adverts.

“United”

If Palace keep pushing and Arsenal go full noise, they could end the season with it.

@leffe186 lad you read my mind. So bastard frustrating.

Don’t forget his Brexit White Knight Sir James of Ratcliffe riding in on his Ineos Grenadier to save the day.

Endorsed by Chris Rigg, things you love to see!

Hopefully they don’t do a Brentford and squander chance after chance.

Cracking comparison. Jude is a one off, Jobe might carve out a decent career but looks to be based more on surname than deeds.

Unfortunately the fuckers are likely to have at least three of the big hitters back by then. I reckon they’ll hold anyone slightly risky back for our game and take the inevitable L v Arsenal over rushing them back and breaking down.

Did think a mackem had written that. £8m for Rigg with one year on his contract? Try £3m. Bellingham has been shite for large chunks of the season too. Their form has hugely eroded their values.

Harry Maguire ruled out for the rest of the season. If Martinez, Lindelof, Varane and Evans are still crocked it could be fun for them tonight v Eze, Olise and Mateta.

Daily Ev update: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articles/cprgxj4zlneo

Liverpool have embraced the Asian, Irish, Nordic and Middle East markets more than any club I reckon. They’re about as socialist as Sir Kier Starmer.

Celtic’s #1 I reckon. https://www.givemesport.com/celtic-transfer-news-will-try-sign-caoimhin-kelleher-from-liverpool-parkhead/

Froggy is Brexit Jim’s biggest champion.

Looks a lock for the England squad.