Nucasol

Gypsy Jeff and the Concrete Shaggers. Match made in heaven, he can tarmac outside the ground.

For actual money or a loan?

Castore definitely seem associated with Ashley for this level of vindictiveness!

They’ve got Robocop Murphy and Heffernan coming through, zero point in that move.

???? Full Alan Partridge treatment:

The definition of ‘mudded’. To be replaced in the Urban Dictionary by ‘Castored’.

A vital element of this new agreement will see Newcastle United rebuilding its own retail operations both in store and online, locally and globally, with further information to follow during the course of this season. Love this.

See how we’re doing too. If we’re still in the League Cup, doing reasonable in the league and are either though the in the UCL or drop into the Europa, there may be the need to bring forward to cover the rest of the season. If we’re out of the lot and just the league, they can hold their powder to summer.

If he’s jogging he isn’t out long enough to warrant an Isak-esque ‘brought forward’ signing but the last week has shown the nervousness around either him or Schar getting crocked.

Snazzy them. NUFC Sambas or Gazelles would be *chef’s kiss*

Then take 6 weeks to get them out from launch.

Amazon have a lot to answer for, the incompetent twats.

Beige food spread as standard.

Star striker’s wife getting bucked off the right back IIRC. Cuckold Phillips.

Primackems.

https://x.com/bbcnewcastle/status/1696915688923750622?s=46&t=ODCi93Jpx6PQfubREKUtbA Highlight of the day. Feel that Champions League rush coming on…

“Class”. You did a canny impression of Charlotte there.

BTW the Prophet of Doom that is Craig ‘No’ Hope is having a field day today.

But you went to the effort of signing up to a NUFC message board? If “universally hated by everyone bar your own fans” is the Liverpool benchmark, we’re well on the way to achieving it.

Some outrageous bed wetting on here today. Gutted by the result, absolutely despise Liverpool, their plastic fans and the entitlement of the club and felt it was a massive chance to nail a Sinister 6 club and put a marker down. However… they did to us what we did to Brentford last season, get played off the park for long periods but sneak the result. We’ll get days like this on the journey but the loss of heads is embarrassing.

Positive overall. Feyenoord Twitter likes him, very dangerous but needs a bit more control at times.

Pull him from today’s game. Might get injured innit.

The club are playing by the rules, rigorously so. They know the Sinister Six are waiting to fuck them over along with fringe teams like Palace, West Ham and Brighton so have to be doubly careful.

4th best score on the BBC live ratings, so pretty decent.