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All great defenders but personally think Woodgate had uncanny ability. His marshalling of Drogba in the 0-0 at SJP in the UEFA Cup semi final was unreal. Compare that to the shitshow at the Velodrome once we had to rely on Hughsie, AO’B and Bumble. Agree that his off field antics mean he was potentially the architect of his own downfall but was it chicken or egg around injuries causing indiscretions or indiscretions causing injuries?

Great player but between the body, booze and bugle he was never destined to have the career of a Terry, Ferdinand or Campbell despite being more talented than any of them.

Craig ‘No’ Hope celebrating another bad news “exclusive” story.

He does seem a little shithouse to be fair.

https://twitter.com/wilcoftbl/status/1705967455984582995?s=46&t=ODCi93Jpx6PQfubREKUtbA 18 seconds in.

Or Klopp. Seeing him gurning away after their win v West Ham reinforced the feeling that I’d never tire of smashing his face with a 5-iron.

Even the Amarillo Champions League song shows some creativity and imagination. Otzi doesn’t. Love some of the new additions, Salt n Pepa Willock adaptation being the highlight.

Gouging my own eyes out having to see our fans disgrace themselves singing it

It’s just massively small time. Like that Carnaval de Paris song that all the Championship teams just append their name to. Lacks any imagination.

The only problem with Callum Wilson is the fact our fans sing that absolutely wank DJ Otzi song. Surely as a fan base we’ve got to do better than that? Was shite the first time around with Shearer and now we’re using it for Wilson. It’s like the chant equivalent of microwaving a turd.

Had him and Maddison on the bench. Maddison came in for the injured Michael Keane but wish I’d had Gordon in over Joao Pedro who 1-pointed. Just didn’t expect him to get so much game time after Meeeelan.

I hope the City fans turning up aren’t dickheads. Couple of times you’ve had bigger allocations for cup games and your fans have made arseholes of themselves.

£50m of pure Massimo Taibi.

Torso deceptiononi

Fixed.

He works for the Mail, misery and division is in his corporate DNA. I do think Hope only laughs at open graves.

Steaming heap of dogshit all over matchgoing fans, particularly away teams. Set up for Bournemouth v NUFC as their pilot game.

I think there are going to be a lot of injury problems this season. Busy summer schedule, packed early start and Euro / WC qualifiers heating up.

That’ll be an Ashworth change. Brighton send their loanees to clubs that play their type of football. This will be the next evolution.

I’ll be buying them when they hit £25

Lads in the Low Countries tearing it up. Lads in the Lower Leagues must do better.

I figured one of Real or Barca would be interested given he’s got pedigree from Sociedad.

The referees are absolute arseholes. Mandates are all well and good but mean fuck all if they’re inconsistently applied. I’m still seething at Alexander-Arnold staying on after pulling his man back. Scouse cunts.

One is the current Euro U21 player of the tournament, the other did quite well v 10 man QPR. Valid comparison.

Would like to think they’re getting a little bit more than a Carabao Cup game for the outlay we’ve spent on them.