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This week’s teaser is name the NINETEEN players to have appeared for Newcastle and Tottenham since the Premier League began in 1992/93… 1. Ruel Fox 2. Scott 3. Ferdinand 4. Ginola 5. Jenas 6. Brady 7. Woodgate 8. Campbell 9. Carr 10. Sissoko 11. Bassong 12. Parker 13. Townsend 14. Saha 15. Trippier 16. Routledge 17. Rose 18. Yedlin 19. Bentaleb

We should use him as the case study for the internal investigation/ reflection on transfer activity. A player who’s limitations because of injury were acutely aware of but still choose to rely on. And then mistime sales to allow him to limp away for nothing.

I’d genuinely let them all go apart from Burn and Schar.

Time stamp showing he’s on a KLM flight from Newcastle at that time means it can only be the one to the Dam.

One word vocabulary Mark Douglas.

Bakayoko from PSV. Done deal Ian Beale.

Rule Fucking Britannia, Eddie Rules The Waves

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As poor as the window has been, the hysteria is worse than a teenage girl missing out on Taylor Swift tickets. Get over yourselves you pack of wet wipes.

I don’t know who’s more stupid, Palace for their ridiculous demands or us for being strung along by that goblin Parish.

Oh thank the lord that bastion of journalistic integrity has positive vibes.

I think now is our chance to get Guehi. Once his fee drops the Cartel Cunts will be on him like a rash. Liverpool or Man Utd I reckon.

Guehi with Chalobah as back up to cover right back - would be happy with that. Won’t happen though.

Burn sticks to the knitting which is great when you have Schar doing the ball playing. Take him out and you’ve essentially got Krafth doing the same. Logic suggests we put Kelly in but two lefties at CB almost appears to be taboo in footballing circles.

Such a toxic club. Even more dislikable under the Yankee Private Equity cunts than a Russian mobster.

It’s so grim how they pander and simp to their overlords.

Most sane people see the PL / UEFA as the rackets they are. Protecting their golden children and pissing on the rest.

According to .com, 2nd quickest in the PL era. Stats: We think that Willock's goal is the fastest ever by any Newcastle player in the League Cup and the fastest away from SJP in the Premier League era. It's also the second fastest by any Magpie in the Premier League era: Jan 2003 Manchester City (h) Alan Shearer 10 seconds Aug 2024 Nottingham Forest (a) Joe Willock 18 seconds Dec 2020 West Brom (h) Miguel Almiron 20 seconds

Bald Tory Nonce.

Cartel Six fluffing in full force here. Full tube of lube and a silk glove.

Looks ecstatic to be there.

The golf was an embarrassing vanity project. They were paying more for a single golfer than they were for a football club that has appreciated three fold in value in three years.

Bald nonce knows nowt of the Guehi debacle is anything to go by.

Waugh, huh, what is he good for? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Wetter than a squirter’s sheets here.