Nucasol

Absolutely. I think.

Back to the good old days of “Sunday Roasts with Dyer and Bramble”. Pork is back on the menu boys.

Knicker sniffing creep. Jenas, not you @Mister_Glass

Indeed.

But is it @54? I’d suggest such levels of deviancy are hardly a laughing matter. Alex was crestfallen when she walked in and found Jenas stroking one out with her kecks on his face like Bane’s mask.

Man is a filthy animal, why can I say.

Caught sniffing Alex Jones underwear when she left her dressing room unattended.

No, he was probably paid £2m which x5 years of Guehi’s max amortisable contract is what he probably means. Doesn’t take Guehi’s wages into account either.

Why do I hear that in an unnecessarily gravely voice?

I had Downie down as a “Beehive then Mushroom Bar for trebles” type of guy.

3/4 of a Hairy MCGwire.

Loose lips sink ships (and careers…)

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Curse of Cosy Joes.

What a vadge of a bloke.

Is there ever a sane mackem? Get your point on relatively - they all seem sanguine compared to that Exile freak.

Cunt O’Clock.

“Just the tip, please I’m begging, you won’t get preggers, honest…”

£60m in add ons at least marra. Easily worth whatever Guehi is.

No thanks.

Agreed. My hope is the return of Sandro should lift quality of delivery on that side. Signing of a Madueke alongside Sandro could supercharge it.

He’s about as much of a replacement for Trippier as Paul Dalglish was for Shearer.

Just off the highlights of the Sheff Wed game you could see how much Rigg has developed in a six month period. I look forward to pinching him for the 25/26 Champions League campaign.

Until his Almiron-esque purple patch under Glasner at the back end of last season, I’d wager he had Tomasson like stats. Always struck me as a lumbering oaf.