Nucasol

One missed pass and they’re 60 yards up the field and shooting.

Subbed. Very disappointing with the ball again today. Somethings off.

Agreed. Hoped he would get rested at Bournemouth but today seems a game too far for his concentration.

It’s a minor miracle. Take the win on that and sub him off.

Generous there pal.

Get Botman on here. Thiaw’s been a walking liability tonight.

Fucking brain dead that.

Thiaw fulfilling the Bramble suggestion. Don’t know what’s up but he’s been dross tonight.

FFP perverts rejoicing. Moved Foden out to accommodate his impending arrival.

The irony of a nothing club coming from nowhere voting for a closed shop. They’re literally the poster child for the pyramid system.

Inject it. Owned by Yanks too, anything to water down US voting rights in the PL would be a great win.

Andrew Windsor comes steaming around the corner.

More junkets than Red Len McCluskey you lad.

I think you’ll find it’s Player of the Match now.

Great if you want a pre-match browse around Stratford and lunch in Frankie & Benny’s. Shite if you want to watch football in a passionate atmosphere. Seen more life in a cemetery.

Also delighted long term clogger-in-chief, the second coming of Catts, Luke Onion is likely to be parked in the Champo on loan for our game.

Chelsea manager Dec 27-Nov 28.

Flat cap wearing, dildo waving Essex boy nonces.

Senterspiss is a great position. The person choosing the middle urinal.

I see him and Cunty as a homogeneous mass of verbal faeces. Melted down into a lumpy blob and then placed in TalkSport Towers to utter shite for all of eternity. Jamie O’Cunty.

He’s one of TalkSport’s Four Wankers of the Apocalypse. Goldstein Agbonlahor Rory Jennings Jason Cunty

These two Latin striker regens Nuno has signed for £46 fucking million look just the types of battle hardened gnarly veterans who will drag them out of a relegation battle. 10 goals in 13 games for *checks notes* Gil Vicente definitely isn’t a padded flash in the pan record in a completely unsuitable league. No sir.

It’s the Man Utd equivalent of the Ghost of Sir Bobby “You’ll do for me Bonny lad” meme that the Facebook gimps produce.

Nuno’s two striker signings looked atrocious. I’d sack him on the spot for lumbering the club with the Primera Liga plodder who was blowing out his arse after 20 minutes.

Definitely think the surviving Dildo Brother and the Plastic Karen will bullet him if they lose.