Nucasol

Or to be melted down for glue.

The whole of Paqueta Island in Brazil betting on him getting a yellow card.

https://foot-store.com/ix5155-sweat-jacket-newcastle-united-2024-25-black

Any sign of this going on sale? That’s obviously a website ready pic.

Delaney will have his cheeks spread and an EPL branded cucumber lodged up his shitbox if they win. The bloke hates any competition for his beloved “United”.

So is Shearergol Will (look away @Jack27…) or is he ripping off his info?

Moving is the right answer and can hopefully create a new generation of match going fans and innovate around the atmosphere, rather than persist with the Japanese Knotweed of grumbly gits across swathes of the ground in “their seats”.

Love that.

Great deal and shows the disparity in spending power when they can pay the thick end of £120m for two teenagers in him and Hoijland.

Intrigued why that micro nonce gets a gig in Newcastle at Cosy Joes when he spends every weekend slagging us off for the mackems.

He’s a horrible baldy prick who I’ll always remember as goading the fans when we were at a low ebb. Proper wanker.

Perfect start to Chelsea’s pre season.

WHERE’S THE FUCKING AWAY KIT AND ASSOCIATED TRAINING STASH BIG DAZZA EALES???!!!

Loves the buzz word “activations”.

Martin Woods tugging away on himself in the corner of the plane.

What an alien concept in accepting progress, let’s just smash the looms up like the SJP Luddites we are.

Love a statement fucking Hope over. Smug cunt that he is.

Cue more Prophet of Doomposting from Craig Abandon All Hope:

Southgate gone. Let the rumour mill whir into action.

Does he play right wing? Could see this being an Ange type move given his Asian scouting networks.

TransferZone00. I know we’re gagging for rumours lads, but this is like licking the pub carpet to try and get a drink.