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Crystal Palace, Leicester and Wolves are all interested in signing Newcastle United and Paraguay forward Miguel Almiron, 30, on loan in January. (Sun)

Thread Parsnipped, standard mackem cowards.

Fucking chancers. At least Baroness Brady will be happy.

Agree, might take a season to bed in but have full faith the kid will be a superstar going forward. Fancy our chances v Man Utd, we can guarantee him game time and they’ve butchered other prospects like Dan James, Sancho etc recently.

Typical mag, says illiterate mackem:

Nope. Zero resale at the end of his next big deal, questionable headspace too.

Bewkake.

Headcase man.

Especially if Cunha gets a meaty ban for tearing that Ipswich lad’s geps off and elbowing him in the neck.

Froggy isn’t enamoured by him. Given he sticks up for pretty much Man Utd player that says a lot about how he’s dropped off a cliff. It would be the ultimate Freddie Shepherd signing for us. Akin to Owen, Butt or Smith.

https://www.planetfootball.com/quick-reads/where-are-they-now-tottenhams-seven-gareth-bale-replacements#:~:text=Replacing him was always going,ve all left the club. Complete trash most of them.

Aguerooooooooo missing too.

I’d take him at £10m, not the £20m being speculated in the summer.

Agreed. He was gash for Burnley. Surely we can find someone more fitting for half the price?

Villa 2-1 Man City Brentford 2-1 Forest Ipswich 1-2 Newcastle West Ham 1-1 Brighton Palace 0-2 Arsenal Everton 1-3 Chelsea Fulham 2-0 Southampton Leicester 1-1 Wolves Man United 2-1 Bournemouth Spurs 2-2 Liverpool

Here they’re going to Rohl with it, maybe even Rohl the dice.

Torn retina.

I’m sure it will be happy when he’s motorboating Lucy Pinder whilst thinking about what to spend his payoff money on.

Gundogan coming back has been a disasterclass. Shot to pieces and gets caught more than Bruno.

Drury with the word “climax”.

Man Utd fans heard for the first time in the 89th minute. Standard.

Don’t think I’d be asking for Nunes in any Bruno transfer. Absolute car crash today.