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Gordon believes his own hype, which he rarely justifies. He’s on a daft amount of money for his output.

.com nailing it: This was as meek a derby display as we've served up in living memory. It was as unpalatable as it was unfathomable, summed up by the way it was lost.

That’s a fucking lie and he should be calling the slack cunts out for the lack of it.

I think I’d be sad to see Bruno, Hall and Sandro disappear. I’d drive Gordon to his next move if we got £60m for him.

Would drive him there now.

Definitely not for sacking him. However he needs to get to the root of whatever malaise has set in with the squad and fast. That wasn’t his NUFC of previous seasons. We were cowardly and ponderous - it looked like they’d been on ludes the way some of them were trundling about. He also has the biggest questions to answer with his transfer business. There’s £100m of wasted money that makes the way that Spurs spent the Bale fee look measured.

He added to the pain on the feed I was watching. Like having C3-PO from Star Wars voicing over your worst nightmare.

Thieving a living is the Danish Dunce. Miles off the Martin Mark.

Apparently (according to Drury) Newcastle are the only PL team to not get a point when they go a goal down. Was fucked for our brittle team the moment we went behind. Contrast that to previous Eddie teams who regularly overturned deficits.

But Villa are doing it with Europe, albeit a lesser competition. That’s the difference. We do it in the seasons we don’t have to play midweek games but throw in 8 extra fixtures and we crumble.

We could have had 4 equally ineffective Remy Cabella’s for the price of this wasteman.

He’s going to be a hefty PSR loss, so he’s going nowhere.

Melt his nephew down for glue.

Some more Willock-Ramsey non entities please.

0.28 xG plays 0.25 xG. Never a derby of any quality but we were indescribably shit.

Definitely. Complete shit all round. Up there with the Carver, Pardew losses in terms of craven displays.

The disaster of a summer needs a proper reckoning. One player leaving shouldn’t leave us regressing this badly.

That’s been the worst bit. Ponderous side to side passing. No enterprise at all.

So many passengers in the squad.

Disasterclass.

£250m to watch us regress horrendously.

Aged well.

Might wake the sackless twats up.

Peter Wankes innit.

The wingers have been trash but his decision making has been shite as well.