Nucasol

Dan Burn getting at least 1 year extra is realistic.

Lock this down bitches.

Keith on the transfer trail.

Passes left to Will Oselu.

Right footed according to TransferMarkt: https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/edmond-tapsoba/profil/spieler/564545

No ta. And isn’t Christensen a lefty too?

I think we have to be accepting that within the PSR constraints we potentially need to sell a purple once every couple of years to allow headroom. If we don’t, and can’t grow, we run the risk of losing them anyway. I’d rather be a seller on our terms akin to Palace with Guehi than a fire sale seller like us last June.

I think we won’t get Guehi. They’ve overplayed their hand on the price point and we won’t budge to what they want. Sad, as he would be ideal, but not at the price they’re quoting. Tapsoba would be exciting, Disasi meh.

Some pissed bloke in a pink T-shirt head locking people in the background holding a pint of Madri?

His wages will be a problem for any buying club.

Great move.

Fernandez strangling Chilwell with his own rainbow laces.

And massive racists.

Cash up for Guehi.

Liverpool and Palace can kiss my hairy plums. Surely the pool of available right footed centre backs extends beyond Guehi, Chalobah and Gomez?

That’s beyond outrageous. Just give Palmer another three year extension on his last three year extension so you can be exactly double the contract length of any other club.

I’ll be bald as a Coote from pulling my hair out at his useless fucking decisions.

Keep our powder dry for January when Chelsea have to start panic selling to prep for PSR.

The gloating and jibes from Parrish would be insufferable. Some crack about historic clubs being better than “new oil money trash” at doing proper football deals.

We should do nothing to enable those horrible cunts who have spent the last 4 years agitating behind the scenes against us and our takeover. I’d rather do without than hand them £40m for Joe fucking Gomez.

The problem for them is exactly what’s happening - disenfranchised top earners speaking out. They’ll have to take a beating on the likes of Sterling, Chilwell et all at the time their stockpile of obvious homegrown talent has dwindled to Colwill, Broja and Chalobah.

Their challenge will be if that player needs to be a Mudryk, Caicedo or Fernandez where they have paid horrendously over the odds and will be lucky to recoup even the amortised value. They’ve got at least five £70m+ signings that make your eyes bleed - the three above plus Fofana and Kepa.