Nucasol

Angelina Jolie on a diet of pies and meth.

Gianni the Gimp strikes again:

Into these bouillabaisse bumming cunts.

More likely made Aggro Adil’s bitch and forced to fellate all the Port Posse.

Given the amount of non-Scousers who attend Anfield they’re bound to have a right panhaggerty of accents.

I saw that with Eze and a couple of copycats behind him. Was like a failed Red Arrows formation of knee sliders.

Papers going with the move to Frankfurt in January this morning.

It’s nuts, can’t see anything myself either. Proper Planet Soft Cunt stuff from him.

Burnley 0-2 Chelsea Bournemouth 2-1 West Ham Brighton 2-1 Brentford Fulham 2-1 Sunderland Liverpool 2-0 Forest Wolves 1-2 Palace Newcastle 1-3 Man City Leeds 1-2 Villa Arsenal 2-2 Spurs Man United 2-1 Everton

Heads will likely roll. Hopefully not actual heads, just a metaphor…

According to the gibbon that is Craig Dope.

Because they’re pattern players with the same set moves. It’s like having characters on Street Fighter who can only do one special move. Great when you surprise who you’re playing for the first time, and maybe the second or third, but after 10 games you’ve learned how to counter it.

Luke does more hedges than York Maze.

No Burnley, no party?

Get them on eBay or Vinted lad. You’ll get at least a grand for the 6 90s era shirts alone.

The opposition have wised up, box BDB or Joelinton in and watch them inevitably hoof it to one of their players.

One look at Man City suggests those players definitely exist.

Delighted. Got the NZ river on to purposefully avoid him shrieking ‘Mohammed Salah’ all game but feel I’m missing out now.

Murderers getting murdered is the small footballing saving grace this weekend.

I had visions based on his unreal control of using subtle balls around the corner to get Gordon, Barnes and Elanga sprinting on to them and really stretching the opposition defence. I don’t think they’ve used that once.

It’s a beautiful thing and 20:20, but today you hardly needed to be a pre-cognitive to see what was going to happen.

At his worst today. Not for the goal conceding ricks like the 23/24 season, but the sloppy passing and crossing at every point. So many times he put us into trouble or wasted it. Feels very much like this season will be the last as he’s too expensive to be the new Krafth.

Haven’t seen it in any quotes, would be interesting to see as that’s the one thing he needs to own.