Mountain

I respect that

Sounds pretty groovy

You know the thread's gone downhill when people start bringing up random players from 25 years ago Stressful job or are you imbibing a certain plant?

The goalkeepers names look like they were generated by an AI

Neither does quantum physics

Just proves that jokes aside Longstaff is actually really good. But that RED WALL looks incredible.

I feel bad for saying this so I apologise... but I don't accept your apology!

He's played 3 games total for us and has earned over 1.5 million quid. Pretty groovy.

He's got 26 caps for Scotland so it's not unfathomable. He'd do a job in the Championship I think, surprised nobody has made an offer, even a low one.

We definitely need him, but we can't afford him due to FFP

Luke could be chatting shite. But that website is probably just saying the opposite for hits. And it's worked...

I hope this is real.

CM Punk has let himself go

Two signings in in one day

I don't think Martial is a good player

Less than 1/3 goals over his time at the club simply isn't good enough. I don't think he's a good player. But I respect your opinion.

I agree with your grander point. Rio and Kompany and Van Dijk in their prime were pretty fast though, just odd examples. Could have thrown in a Maldini or Bobby Moore to bolster your argument.

Martial is total garbage. Went to Sevilla, 12 games and 1 goal in a poorer league. Less than 1 in 3 goalscoring ratio for Man Utd and that's because he's had some decent players around him. I hope he goes to Spurs.

What happens if say Isak got injured during Wilson's innevitable injury period. Who would play down the middle?

Definitely. Being forced to be sensible is probably to our benefit though at this early stage.

The Gallowgate has the best atmosphere in the stadium but you're still behind the goal. If I was paying THAT much I'd want to be sat on the halfway line not too far up, have the loud fans subsidised to sit next to me, a 3 star michelin star meal every matchday and a postgame back rub from Adam Pearson while he whispers "Welcum bak to the channew" in my ear.

Can you imagine Bruce, "show me what you can do kid, heard great things"

So what is it then lads? Do we play a high press or not?

Pulisic... not only is he injury prone but he seems to have gotten shit too unfortunately, see pic. Havertz could definintely be rehabilitated and "Howed" into something special, he's been mismanaged for a while and he's still young.

I agree, it's tactical at this stage. Looks like Man Utd are gonna gift Chelsea 70 mil for a fraud (Mount) for them to spend on a better player. Sums Man Utd up. The Glazers are so greedy it's gone to what now, a 4th round of bidding to squeeze as much juice as possible. They could run a bulldozer on that orange but there's nothing left, but they'll do it. Pithy (pun intended).