Virtua Stiva

This should not distract from the fact he should never referee us again. He needs to find a new career as a Norman Osborn waxwork

We were brilliant there. 10 vs 12 for most of it, heroic from Burn and Trippier especially. Best Ramsdale has played for us. Fuck Peter Bankes. He should never referee us again after this and his shambles of a performance in the derby

Genius sub from the master

Wissa has definitely pissed Eddie off, like. He’s definitely making a point here

Two fouls in two minutes from Dalot, is it?

Ah, Gordon man

There’s still another 45 minutes for this prick to do his worst. Mbuemo will avoid a blatant second yellow in the first 10 minutes, mark my words

They’ve succeeded in making every single game about these hopeless fucking nerds. And it’s now totally unwatchable as a result

Something has to give. They’re woefully inadequate

The fucking arrogance of that useless cunt with the whistle

Has this cunts watch stopped?!

He’s been class. If he could do this through the middle all the time, he really would have a career as a centre forward

Giving these cunts the opportunity to send you off against Man United is asking for bother

A series of soft yellows leading to the game boiling over with a red who will bottle a few red card decisions. Textbook Premier League refereeing

More stellar decision making around the box

Wouldn’t be a booking the other way

Does anyone else want him? The crack about “free runs” at potential signings is a worry

I have a horrible feeling about this tbh. I don’t think it’s just going to be a defeat, we’re going to get warmed up and get someone sent off to boot. I’m not normally mega negative before games but aye, not feeling this one tonight

It’s no coincidence that everything went to shit in the league once they returned to it tbh

Peter Bankes is ref, just to add to the bad omens

Maddening weekend of refereeing again. And we’re even going to be so privileged to see Arsenal cheat for yet another 90 minutes

Reckon I’ll be thinking about whatever the FUCK Barnes was trying when he casually chipped it over the bar for about 18 months. Absolute vintage fucking stupidity

I think we’ll just about pull this out the bag but it’ll be hard work. Fancy Gordon to finally put one past them

Not a chance PSG will be drawn against Barcelona this early btw. Get your flights booked now

Looked more of a centre half to me but did the basics well enough. Seemed to get more comfortable as the game went on