Virtua Stiva

Effectively proved he can move heaven and earth to achieve the desired result for the Premier League. He’ll be “elite class” next season off the back of that

Didn’t realise you still got homer refs to that extent anymore tbh

Joelinton booked for that You hear Man City fans say they’re hard done by with the refs too. Amazing

Silva not being off is an insane piece of refereeing that only 3 or 4 teams in the country would ever get go their way. He’ll score now

Hope that the next time Haaland scratches his arse, Fletcher the daft cunt can spend 30 seconds talking about how he’s the best arse scratcher in the game. Give me fucking strength

Pushed offside Shoot me now

Eddie would love Delap. Get him on the Joelinton gym regime

This is how I’d approach it. Plenty of strength but give some lads a run out. An early goal at home and that tie will basically become a training match

Got to imagine he’ll get a bit more time next week against these. Lovely cross for Thiaw

The pair of them are totally incapable of just shutting the fuck up. Bonus points for shoehorning Liverpool into it a few times too

We need the subs here. Not that I think they’ll overturn the deficit but we need to get some control back

Gordon is well within his rights to take the pen tbh. He’s designated as penalty taker and is still on the pitch, hattrick or not. Very surprised at how open these are. You’d think being 2-0 down in 7 minutes might change that but they’re all over the place

At the point where I’d celebrate Krafth’s return like a lottery win

State of that cup draw as well btw. Those four fucking idiots turning it into a social club meat raffle

None of the favourites playing each other again I’m simply not having it. Call me a tinfoil hat wearing lunatic but I’m not having it

Going to need to feel the temperature of those balls. So to speak

Those 23/24 cup draws, man Even Blackburn away is a bit of a bastard

Oh good, another draw with Darren Fletcher loving the sound of his own fucking shit crack.

It really is quite stark. They can’t even get basic corner and throws the right way nowadays and then offer absolutely no assistance to the refs on incidents down their line. It’s fucking chronic

Wish we had half of Aston Villa’s luck tbh

What an absolute farce

15 goal contributions is about 14 more than I thought he had tbh

It’s a bad look but Leicester bringing on a centre half for a winger, changing the shape and then immediately collapsing probably says more about the shite manager

Much deserved win, even with that wobble where they equalised. Spurs are in deep shit though. Not even sure a manager change will do it since that’s the best they can put out at the minute

Lads, we don’t have 7 subs, everyone can’t come off