Virtua Stiva

Ha, get fucked, Arsenal. What a great corner

He’s showing a bit of fear about next Sunday there, I think

This kid is class. Retains the ball so well that when he and Miley are together, we may actually become much stronger and actually keeping possession

Poor cunt of a keeper but this Igor Tudor managerial spell is looking like the WOAT at the minute. Even Les Reed would be ashamed of this

Aye, we’ll not get started over there because of it.

Fucking hell, Malick. That’s a shocker

why would you say this

Very good first half. Hope we can keep it up, I think we will get a gilt-edge chance in this second half

Some mad decisions here. Yamal not getting booked is classic big player refereeing

Insert the Father Ted “what’s that gobshite doing on the telly?” Picture here

Week after week, every single line up is reflecting worse and worse on Wissa

Bottled it

Man City paying that dickhead to unsettle players again, I see. Can we add that to the charges?

Football went fine for years without this desperate chasing of the US market. It’ll be the death knell of it. If it hasn’t been already

Ugly, ugly scenes at Ibrox. Fucking brilliant stuff

Thanks, Sunderland. It could always be worse

Wouldn’t mind getting away with half of the shit they do

That was unbelievable. The ref set his stall out, at that exact moment, to not pull them up on anything. Really, Pep should have been off for his continuing, coked-up ranting over fuck all, the weird prick

Seems like a lazy link to me but it also seems like a deal we may pursue if we could get him on the cheap. People also had similar reservations about Calvert-Lewin and he’s been very good at Leeds. Sometimes players need new surroundings

Basically inviting more scrutiny and criticism from everyone by playing him in midfield. Wissa is very lucky not to be getting half the stick Woltemade is in the media hyperdrivel

Must be nice to make 10 changes and still knock the ball about like this, mind. Wouldn’t mind that unlimited money cheat

Fucking hell, man. This has been absolutely chronic since we scored. Made even worse by the MCTV fan commentary on TNT

Pep acting like a bloke who knows they don’t have the bottle to send him off. Scruffy hockling embarrassment of a man

Jesus, Woltemade is getting hung out to dry here

Joelinton has to be on second half