Virtua Stiva

Bizarre performance since the goal

Here we gan with these clowns. That foul on Elanga is given all day if it’s on Doku

VAR saves the day for the big boys again

Very much two line-ups you’d expect from teams with one eye on big games midweek

I meant Chelsea but Planet Hollywood have other ideas

If us and Sunderland both progress, that’s your quarter final. It’s written in the stars/rigged draw plans. Two bumper semis of Newcastle vs Arsenal and Man City vs Liverpool if all goes to plan

The snidey shirt sellers won’t know what’s hit them when I see those for sale on DHGate

We’ve never lost when the ref tonight has reffed one of our games

If they can avoid batterings and pick up the odd few results, the GD could be enough to stay up by the skin of their teeth. I’m not sure where those results will come from, like but the reality of the situation will have fully set in last night

That shot lingering on the block of empty seats

Can’t think of a worse person than Simons to have in a relegation scrap. You’d see Heather Mills putting more tackles in

Another week, another shit muncher losing signal on his wireless Xbox 360 headset

Kulusevski would improve our right hand side no end. Gray is showing a bit of fight too

Seems like Spurs’ players have finally realised they’re in the shit

Genuinely expecting Tudor not to come out for the second half. He’s probably got his taxi booked

Heads are well and truly down with the Spurs players. Even if they sack Tudor, there’s not a manager alive who can save them here. They need West Ham to simply not get any more points

sake

Classic Spurs stupidity. Just been handing a massive helping hand by your VAR mates and you go and do that

Shameless from the ref corps

I’ll give the VAR lads credit, they’re a dab hand at Photoshop

Another night, another nonsense. If only he had a smaller face

ICE recruitment ads being shown free of charge, no doubt

Bankes is clearly so stupid that he assumed Joelinton was being sincere

Like if one of the aliens in Space Jam hung around and changed sports

He’s a total one off, like. How do you even find anyone like him?