Virtua Stiva

I don’t mind Ramsey off the left really. I’d rather he receive the ball higher up the pitch

Oh good, Wan-Bissaka plays so he can do his usual trick of looking like Cafu when he plays us

That Eddie Howe, always playing Burn

“Hi, Nick. Have you tried being exactly like the greatest striker of his generation? Just be more of a one-off complete player, please. Cheers”

Everyone’s tactic these days is to play to hope VAR finds something to give them. Fucking dogshit

Worst ever season. Especially when Arsenal do the double and Spurs stay up

If it stays 1-1, the amount of added time they’ll find will be astronomical. Will still be playing when the FA Cup final kicks off

you’ve got to laugh

Class. Been a great half for Hearts, they’ve been mint

He’s finished

20 year old keepers playing in Ligue 2, we are bang in the Suds and Wilson era now

It’s definitely doing what it was actually introduced to do

Scottish VAR only has one camera, it seems

Worse than AFCON

Jarred Gillett at it again.

This game perfectly sums up this years Premier League. Lots of hard work off the ball and good organisation but very few lads that can actually play football

Decent enough point but I have a sneaky feeling about Rangers tomorrow. Anything to stop Celtic and all that

As long as it’s done early and we replace him early, not going to be that disappointed. Though I do think we’re a much better team when he’s on it

Watching that, I’d say PSG are better equipped to deal with Arsenal’s bullshit. Their work rate was unreal and they’ll match Arsenal in that respect. Still going to be tighter than a matador’s pants, mind

Surprised this ref can run with all the brown envelopes in his kegs

They’ll absolutely make things awkward for Bayern or PSG, like. Can’t see a repeat of last years final where Inter got blown off the pitch

Can’t help themselves. Perfect reflection of that cunt of a manager

Fucking hell, the slightest contact and these are down

Shearer commentates like he’s doing ITV commentary 20 years ago. Can’t possible say anything against the English sides