Virtua Stiva

Gary Weaver’s commentary, man Overwrought fucking nonsense. Pound shop Drury

He absolutely needs a holiday, like. Hopefully the right people are in the right places so he can have 6 weeks with his family and not have to be dragged into fire fighting mode to save the summer. Maybe then, the intensity will be back

Should be posted to the dark web alongside videos of ISIS beheadings where it belongs

Real Madrid acting as they usually do. Bellingham fits those cunts like a glove

One shot on target between them in the entire 45

Any neutral watching Arsenal here needs to be sectioned

Neuer has been on the lash from the looks of this game

Another year gone , another year established as PSGs bogey team

Get in The commentary box is wounded

Clattenburg is talking total shit there. No wonder the game is fucked if that’s the shite they see

Madness

Classic Argentinian footballing behaviour

We finish bottom half, which is pretty likely considering the sludge we’ve served up in the league this season, and the “rebuild” happens without him tbh. Hopkinson basically admitted as much in his latest bout of gobshitery

The hierarchy deserves massive blame but at some point, Howe has to take the blame for a season full of poor decisions when you’re 45 games in, man

There’s extenuating circumstances, without doubt, but this has been a season of shocking mismanagement from Howe tbh. Anyone that thinks he can turn this around has their head in the sand and I love the bloke. It’s done

The Heed are unbeatable atm

Shocking. Bournemouth have set up to limit them getting set pieces and Arsenal have no response. It’s criminal to see someone like Eze signed and forced to play this kind of dreck

Maybe two centre halves are needed now

1-1 with 15 minutes to go? Bring on a centre half for another battering ram at corners

I’m agreeing with this after watching them here. They’re shit scared when they’ve had the ball today

LFCTV doing cartwheels with that decision

CL is Bayern’s to lose IMO

Wild that Martin Samuel is still a rent-a-quote gobshite who is the audience for these columns?

Tremendous footballer and he’ll always be one of the three lads who got their hands on a trophy for us after all those years. Wonder if he fully appreciates how big that is or if it’ll take a bit of distance and time. Nice for us to be able to wave a player like this off in good terms instead of losing them far too soon or having them act the cunt on the way out

Aye, I’d be amazed if 90% of these had any truth in them whatsoever