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Is this the kid who is in the Brazil squad for the World Cup? Ready made partnership with Bruno, I suppose

Can’t even celebrate properly, fuck me

Press the red button, Trump

The rest of the league, us included, need to get their fucking act together to stop it ever happening again.

The fact Soucek was taken off a couple of minutes later tells you everything you need to know about how lucky he was to get away with the kicks on Bruno

Keep thinking this is a purple patch but he’s getting better every week as his confidence grows. He’s definitely got to be kept around considering his competition is Wissa who looks more and more like Ali Dia with each passing week

I’d agree with Keane there tbh. It’s all well and good throwing everything at us in the last ten minutes when we’re set up to defend and content with what we’ve got. They never ever looked like overturning the lead

If a decent bid comes in for him (lol), he’s gone, I reckon

Played so many games this year that I genuinely can’t remember what our results were against Spurs

Far better today. After the third, we should have cruised to a fourth but fair fucks, that was an unbelievable goal from Tatey and that seemed to give them a bit of belief to throw everything at us.

Would actually shudder to think what he got in appearance fees there

Doesn’t sound like it tbf

Excellent half. Hope that’s hope we’re going to approach things next season

First choice next season, for me.

These are naturally going to come at us, mind. It’s do or die here

Pope is like if you put a mime in goal. Good save, like

Forcing the opponent to make first half subs. We’re back, baby

Good thing Osula went to see the Michael Jackson film through the week. If he’d have went to see Mortal Kombat II, he’d have celebrated by ripping Bowen’s skeleton out of his chest

Or you can acknowledge that progress isn’t linear and mistakes will be made? You’re also ignoring a Carabao Cup defence that made it to the semi-finals and a more than respectable CL campaign. Until the second half away to Barcelona anyway

Aye. As much as they would be favourites (or close enough) to win the Conferene League, juggling that with league form is still a learning curve. Especially for a side that gets through plenty running and could lose key components of their side in the summer

Let Sunderland enjoy it. They’ve carried an extreme amount of luck that probably won’t carry over to next season but they’ve got a decent manager, they’ve signed well and have done way beyond expectations. It’s a good season for them but throwing a shit fit because we haven’t matched it a year after we won a trophy and finished 5th seems quite small time tbh

DCL shows all the value of having a decent goalscorer. 14 league goals this season

Absolutely no surprise Pickford and his pack of Scouse mackem shit munchers have wilted for their blood brothers

Investigate Pickford for match fixing IMO

I’ve been critical of Howe this season but fuck me, he can’t win sometimes like