Gawalls

Dubs was down for at least 5 - it’s not that outrageous really

Half of my family are Sunderland season ticket holders, they hated him before he ever started - nothing to do with us beating them.

doesn't mean he has to live in the middle of a friggin desert if he doesn't want to.

never understood why wank was used as a negative term - I love them

I got 11 (that’s right - eleven) £60 fines in one day for parking on the zig zag lines by a pedestrian crossing in London as I was helping mates move and they lived in block of flats with no parking so I just stopped there with hazards on whilst they loaded the car.

You get caught on two different speed cameras then you get done for speeding twice. They broke the rules twice so they get punished twice.

And all the talk about Man U from now on probably, time to switch over

Just as we speak - had a text message from O2 saying my phone tariff is going up from £21.82 to £27.49. That’s a ridiculous jump in one go, as soon as we’re given a little back through the National Insurance- it doesn’t take long for other bastards to take it.

Hate this commentator with his OTT pronouncement - “a shot from mctomINNAY!!!”

I’ll do an experiment later and let you know, the wife will be delighted.

No that’s very true, you could put a window out with that stuff.

Never understood the need for the saying “like a hot knife through butter”, you could just say “like a knife through I can’t believe it’s not butter” as there’s no need to heat the knife up with that.

You still watching?

Oh I see - that strike did warrant just a “twat”

I hate this presenter already - he’s so easy to hate

Weird statement- “Hoijland has ripped the ringing”

Need a spurs win here

I’m beginning to honestly think he’s always done this but pope has bailed him out. You only remember the good

If you’re gonna use tortured song lyrics at least use something Swedish… Isak Isak Isak get a hat trick For all of us today and if you get us that hat trick and one with a back flick then you’ll make our day

And ironically got murdered as well by the looks of it.

Absolute ludicrous is an overstatement - say we bought another like isak, therefore dropping him to our third choice and an option to come of the bench when bossing games and chasing a goal. I’m ok with that.

Agreed - he’s still in 7 in 14 for this season whilst sharing apps with isak, making him the 10th highest goal scorer of the prem this season.

Is this the equivalent of me donating a tin of beans to the food bank?

Can Wilson not teach longstaff how to keep his shots low ffs? He should take up Aussie rules or rugby.

I was watching it and when it got to number two I was thinking “wow we’re gonna be number one” then when it was Celtic and rangers it was “well that’s stupid when you have Exeter and Torquay in there”