Gawalls

Spot on

Why do we need someone whose gonna run like the clappers at them (and who can finish) At a point in the games when they have to get everyone forward?

I also got an Oasis joke in but mine was a bit better 😉

He’ll be running out there and saying “stand by me lads”

And Gordon

You think you hate him? What is it with people and sitting on the fence, let the hate in and join us.

She’s welcome to have a princess - I’ll watch

Was the great shearer that said he was never worried when he missed, the only time to start worrying is when you stop getting into those positions ands getting chances.

You’re welcome to have a go at my lass but trust me it’ll take you more than three minutes.

Kane scored - just proved Kane needs service, don’t think anyone can doubt that get the ball in the box and he’ll get you goals.

Than any of us have given your lass

Wants to look smart by ignoring the obvious play.

Hard to tell with these fuckers - even in sarcasm just don’t do it

They’ve actually just called him genius

Ah bollocks

A big part of me is saying “serves you right for ignoring Gordon”, he’s proved time and time again he’s a match winner.

I think Cloughie once said “football is a simple game made complicated by idiots”

Correct me if I’m wrong but Southgate has been to our ground countless times last season and will have seen Gordon scare the living shit out of the opponents hasn’t he?

Kane just isn’t able

Yeah it’s coming up to the 88th minute

Give Southgate the Darlo job - he’ll put a stop to that.

Their genuinely the same two two got lol

If that is true then he deserves to be sacked - he can look back at it when he’s a bitter old man and say to anyone who’ll listen “I should have had more backbone”

Been crying out for him since the start of the tournament - if we get knocked out I’d love him to say in an interview “I created one of the best chances in just my five minutes in the pitch then got blanked the whole tournament, I may as well have stayed at home and tidied out the garage”

When he came running in I thought to myself “he’s gonna trip here”