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Yellow ticker is a great touch

Just not sure that Targett fits Howe style all that well, hes a defensively solid LB but is very lacking going forward. Perhaps we are struggling with the better LB targets we had so this is sort of a stop gap signing until the summer, he would however provide nice cover for ASM on that side.

Love it

Must be hard being an ITK twitter account these days

There was, clearly the lad isn’t deemed good enough for prem level football anymore. He’s fallen a long way since scoring the winner against Man United

Hendrick won’t, Gayle will if we don’t sign another striker, Fernandez or Clark will probably move on now we have Burn if anyone will take them of course. Darlow also if we sign a keeper, also can’t really see where Matty Longstaff fits in even though we recalled him.

It’s good value for what looks like a decent prem level player. Most importantly it improves the squad.

Im choosing to believe that hes just arrived in Newcastle airport

Intradesting...

Remember how good Shelvey looked in the champ. Now imagine this guy

I know some of us are confident that Manqy can do a job there and that very well may be the case however I'd still feel alot better signing a natural LB

Personally I just doubt a player who apparently thinks he should be worth £400k a week would come to a team scrapping to stay in the league

And we confirm Bruno just after they get tonked 6-0 in the third div, quality work Amanda

My fav signing since probably Hatem as well.

YESSSSSS CANS BATHS AND WANKS ALL ROUND

No fucking idea but as he brings good news im just going to blindy trust him

'But but but marra, at least we arnt murdering geordies marra. Whatever happens to us I will make myself try and feel better by clinging to my new found political stance over Saudi Arabia that I formed coincidentally just after the mags got taken over.'

LMAO

Zapata ASM Dembele

No way Levy pays what they wanted from us

It’s pretty accepted all round that getting a proven striker at prem level is usually the hardest deal to get done but after this window it feels more like CBs are nearly impossible to get