Billy Warthog

That half, man. Excellent for the neutral, I'm sure. Lethargic start from us. Some good quality going forward later on but our defence has been a bit crap. Lucky goal by us, fantastic goal from them.

And there it is! Good goal like.

We're asking for an equaliser here.

This is like a real-life game of Sensible Soccer.

Delighted with Osula so far.

Did anyone notice that pass from Pope to Osula...?

YEEEESSSSS

Hahahaha... I thought that was a total miss!

GOAL!

This is teetering on the edge of regaining control and becoming way more garbage.

Jesus, saved Pope.

Constant bewwws when we're in possession. Always welcome.

They're trying to press us pretty hard. Has paid dividends so far, but I doubt it'll be kept up for the whole game.

Brilliant lads.

This a footie game or a New Years party?

I'm quietly confident, but also half expecting some sort of peril. That's about as precise a prediction as I can muster. If we do lose... no 'Eddie Out' shite please.

ChatGPT: As of now, there is no documented instance of a team facing all of the top four Premier League teams in a single League Cup campaign. Also - remember that these buggers got guaranteed home draws in the third round?

If we do win this bloody thing, we'd have beaten half the cartel in doing so. That would be nice. And we've got a damn good chance.

Whether it's spuds or scouse, we need to make sure we actually turn up to the bloody final this time. Best prep for that? Get some decent points against Man City, Forest, Liverpool and West Ham before then. Aaaand... relax! Whoever is lucky enough to go to Wembley, hope you enjoy!

AFTV might be worth a watch. Again.

4 mins stoppage?

Such an entitled bunch of pricks, this lot. Players, manager, fans... get in the sea you fannies.

Wah gettin wor suits measzhaad man.

Think we've got our Rolls Royce back.

Only 22 mins plus 22 mins stoppage time to go.