GlenMag

Wish they would play Shoot to Thrill at this game, written by Johnson and supposed to be about calling out a London based wankstain preying on vulnerable women. No idea why I think that would be relevant, I'm just nervous af!

Aye was really impressed by Bournemouth today, fair play to them, maybe we helped them a wee bit but they didn't put a foot wrong all day, they are a team going through walls for their manager and their club, I can't fault them their win today

Yeah my TV is all steamed up

Leicester QPR is a hard watch. Literally

Anyone else get that survey? Asked opinions on a dozen clubs but not the SMB? Very strange

Schär made all three goals, my MOTM

Ah well, at least our games are good box office, that has to count something for FFP Trippier playing inverted isn't working at all, nothing happening on the right at all! Well ok, apart from the two goals

U18s getting a whipping from Bournemouth, they've been pretty awful first half, three down and pen incoming

Would have been a winnable one too, urgh

Any truth in the rumour he said Bournemouth v Southampton is a bigger derby?

Aye, it's not looking like we have any help back for this is there? Hopefully still be ok, but I can see another Iwobi kick in the balls here

Aaron Hughes was always my favourite player I ever saw live, not the best player by any stretch but was my favourite. I think this past couple of seasons Fab has become my favourite player, and he's streets ahead of Aaron ability wise too

Huntley scored a pen away to Crewe in the pizza cup last week so he'll be acclimatised to the atmosphere

Wouldn't really put him in front of anybody that's starting meself tbh

Four left wingers as well! ?

Rest all the first teamers, we've enough defenders to play a 5-5 formation and get them on penalties. I wouldn't trust the Manc Reds not to go on a kicking spree a month out from a league game

He has the best first touch in our squad, love it

Where's all this Milan are an awful side shite coming from? You don't need many hands to count the sides in the world better than them so name ten sides better or you're just talking shite man

Everybody gave it their 100%, that's good enough for me

Academy away to Wrexham in the Pizza Cup tonight, on ifollow so should be a few streams etc knocking about. Robo is on international duty, not sure if anyone else away

Aw fuck aye, just have to wipe this one from the memory bank like that one

How many games have we lost after taking the lead under Howe? I can't remember any before today

Yep, a squad that was built to consolidate top half last season massively overachieved and got 4th, now a squad that should have pushing for Europe this year have CL and heightened expectations (and all the bed wetting that comes with them) to deal with. The Saudis know that fine well too, it was their fucking plan

At least all our new supporters know now what it's like to be a Newcastle fan. I think we'd have won that game if it stayed 11v11

The refs most definitely not a Man U fan ?