TheBrownBottle

Double whooooosh

Whoooosh

It looks like what I’ve had had my bedroom looking like if I’d had my way when I was 15. I’m now 43.

Tbf some of our support spent a lot of time banging on (correctly) about Sports Direct’s abuses of workers rights, then post-takeover couldn’t stop talking about how the new owners’ human rights record wasn’t our concern at all. Football fans will turn a blind eye to owt if they’ve got hope.

100%. Hope he’s NJOYing it.

Wonder what that cunt is thinking right now

And ended with Forest being relegated …

I don’t think our ‘no dickheads’ transfer policy was flawless …

Did that happen, or is he saying that because he supports Liverpool?

I think the lad is a good player, but I thought he was injury-prone? Would be concerned if we’re signing Willock a treatment room friend

True, but there’s almost zero chance of him doing much at the WC. Top players in mediocre teams rarely leave a mark.

Yes, I don’t think he’ll give a shite. He’s a mercenary - I don’t think he deals in sentiment. TBF, I struggle to give a shite about the WC.

I doubt he gives a solitary shite about not winning the World Cup with Sweden

No, we can’t. He’s already about 10% of our amortised transfer costs for the season. We can’t sign two centre forwards and have him twiddling his thumbs, however satisfying it is. If he stays he has to play.

We can take less next season if the number is £150m, but the only taker so far has offered £110m. I note that a bidding war hasn’t exactly commenced - he could be worth a shitload less this time next year.

I’m beyond hating the cunt at this point - I’d like him to just fuck off. Not to Liverpool, just off.

It is, but don’t worry, a can of worms is preferable to a can of Lilt

Champion - I’m off to celebrate with a sharp glass of Lemon Fanta. None of that pineapple pish

Fuck Lilt - Lemon Fanta makes my day

A release clause inserted into it would be likely demanded and also give the player the confidence that if a big club comes in next summer they can trigger it and he’s off.

Being moved into a competition you’d be one of (if not the favourite) to win doesn’t seem like a terrible fate tbh

Stewart Lee has let himself go

That only works if we’ve signed two centre forwards beforehand. If they think that’s happening, then they’re as unaware of our summer dealings as I’d like to be

It would be satisfying if we did tbf

Nowt like a bit of victim-blaming