TheBrownBottle

Kane hasn’t worked out yet that his pace has gone and he can’t make those runs from deep. Neither has the manager. But at least with Kane he looks thick enough to not understand this

In his simpleton mind it probably is. Playing the worst third place qualifiers and the cunt will think Southgate is now Rinus Michels

Yep. He starts next game.

At least with herpes it was fun when it happened

Two shots on goal, two goals Who’ve they got in nets?

I fucking didn’t. It’s 4am here. Was wanting another couple of hours’ sleep

Fucking hell half an hour more of this?

Dubravka still hasn’t had to make a save

Christ make some changes you utter fraud

The FA has to take full blame for this. How this man has been given tournament after tournament. This has been in the pipeline. Not even a shot on target

He’s bringing Eze on because he knows the entire country thinks Gordon should be on.

Hilariously it’ll be at a PL club as well. Middlesbrough still haven’t recovered from this man being in charge.

Does Kane shut his eyes when heading?

Bellingham just falls over and loses the ball

Where’s the press?

They go out here and this is comfortably the worst performance at a tournament by an England team in my lifetime.

Gareth Southgate uniting the nation

I’m becoming convinced this lot don’t even want to be there.

Almost punished for the half arsed, arrogant, lackadaisical attitude this lot have shown all tournament, all filtering down from that berk in the suit

Looks off to me

Yeah true enough

It must be upsetting to learn that a winger on our books who has never kicked a ball for us just went for three times what they hope Jack Clarke is worth …

This season will not include the adidas deal

I meant others Kaka, honestly

I took them to the transfer market I don’t why but I had to start it somewhere - so it started, there I said ‘ we have to pretend that we’ve got no money’ And they just laughed and said ‘you’re so funny’ I said ‘aye - but I can’t see anyone else smiling in here’