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Aye we definitely need more meat on the bones of this little story. Saying he HAS to find a new house and it HAS to be by September but it HAS to be rented and CANT be bought all just sounds a bit mad without giving any details of whats going on

In the comments he says "I’ve been in touch with Isak’s camp for a while and therefore I’m just providing the truth." Aye ok mate

Just admit he's shite man

He put this out earlier today

That'll just be his wages

I'm not really arsed about this. If Liverpool get Ekitike and we keep Isak we've won this 'battle' as far as I'm concerned

Hope so mate. They've got a fucking Arsenal fan in peace on there kissing their arses telling them it would be a great move for the player

They're trying to sign Granit Xhaka Really hope they dont get him like, would be a cracking signing The silly cunts are getting a little bit carried away of course...

E. Isak (LFC) Ekitike (CFC)

Yeah its all in the "NUFC compendium thread" in Parsnip. It's strangely quiet in there though tbh. I expected about 40 pages of the bitter jealous cunts going on about how shite Elanga is but there's barely 2 pages in the last 24 hrs

Aye. He definitely seems to have taken it the wrong way like

Take it as a compliment man. I would

"I think he could be a very expensive failure." "£55m to be no better off IMO" "Forest have done well getting that amount out of the Mags. Don’t think he’s a £55 million player at all" "£55m on Elanga … Dear me fair play to Forest like they’ve rinsed the scum" And one fairly reasonable comment: "I think Elanga's decent FWIW, and might suit Howe's style of play as a tireless workhorse. Not really the type of 'next level' signing yous need to go deep in the CL and build on the league finish, though." Someone dared to say they thought he would improve under Howe and Mod Keith was straight in there saying he doesn't improve players at all. He reckons Hall and Livramento getting so much better is nowt to do with Eddie and "they have only developed because they got older"

This bloke's meant to be reliable and reckons it's 55 + 5

We'd be the first club ever to have the best striker in the league and the shittest striker in the league at the same time

I bought a 65" OLED TV with a broken volume button. It was only 50 quid Couldn't turn it down at that price

Just the way he talks gets right on my tits. First time I've heard his annoying voice since he used to get on Mr Humphries channel waffling on about the takeover

Did he have a bad game for the U21's? (I didn't watch it) Just looked on Bluemoon and they seem to have decided he's shit and they dont want him. "if City weren't interested he'd be worth no more that £40m" "Don’t want him off this showing." "Looks & plays like a Harry McGuire to me. Definitely not worth what they’re asking."

Nah they agreed terms with the player weeks ago. The only thing yet to be finalised is how the add-ons are structured. They've agreed on a fee of 50+10 apparently Its almost done.

According to Ryder both Spurs and Man U are "ready to swoop" for Mbeumo. Man U put a first bid in for him a couple of weeks ago and its pretty much a done deal at this point. The fucking idiot

Sounds lovely that. But I don't believe for one minute it would take a bid approaching 200m for us to start negotiations

Some of the comments there are brutal

It definitely wouldn't take 80m to get Kulu Levy and most Spurs fans would drive him up here themselves for a lot less than that. Just my opinion but I think he's very overrated on here. Good player on his day. But them days aren't very often And even on his best days he's never an 80m player. Nowhere near