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Always hard after winning the previous game with 10 men mind

What do you think pays our £180m wage bill?

Did he start many games after that? Completely justified keeping trippier at the time but getting rid of miggy wouldn't have been an issue

Had zero preseason apparently. First appearance was last week

Marina/museum bits fine, their stadium is in a cesspit mind

Actually my neighbour has a palm tree, stunning Spanish lasses in bikinis is a bigger giveaway. Also stoke is easily the worst place I been to, followed by shitehaven

Emil girafth

Pop in to see any news with my morning pint and get a list of middle England horrors

The 'let's not buy him incase he goes to Madrid for playing too well' is a wild new take mind

Going easy there as well

See south shields beat Oxford in the 'northern' league today. Mad how hebburn have become the better team, had a bit itk about their next owners but it looks like it fell through over then summer. Would have been outside the box

Today in any sense is a great result. It's a pretty weak league this season so they may surprise us, be considerably more hilarious when they fail mind

If you had ten guesses seeing that track top arsenal have on. Seems a drastic move from normal colours

Shows up in a few big games but I wouldn't be happy if we bought him. If he gets consistent mind....

Also what the absolute fuck are arsenal warming up in

Never be happy til paully is sticking v's up at them at hebburn town

Mates just said they are playing the best football in the leeeg, haven't got the energy to point out they played two of the absolute worst teams before today's good result. More bars here had the Wrexham game on rather than theirs

You need 5 yellows

I meant cos they have the trophy in the stadium but good to see others do too. Obviously mackems disagree with all of them

Absolutely no way that's not a pen if a city player goes down

It's big enough for Barcelona

One of my mates didn't go to the match today cos he was too angry

He's with the angles now

Same ones banging on that we did no doubt